Relevant. https://forums.anandtech.com/threads/all-of-the-things-millenials-are-killing-suggest-additions-inside.2515848/Have a Millennial pee on it. They kill everything.
The USDA says if you leave a cooked burger out for two hours, you should throw it away. But I think they're lying so go ahead and eat it.
oh man those picklesrh71's overnight burger, brian's 7 year old pickles... what was the other one recently?