Decent Baseball Joke

[geno]

Three baseball fans are on their way to a game when they come across a nude, dead woman. The Cubs fan takes off his cap & puts it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan takes off his cap & puts it over the woman's left breast. Next, the yankees fan takes off his cap & puts it over the woman's crotch.

A cop comes to check the scene. He lifts the Cubs hat, jots some notes, lifts the Sox cap takes some notes, & then finally lifts up the Yankees cap and laughs. The threee men ask why he's laughing. The cop responds, "Seeing pussies underneath those caps never gets old!".

 

[IcePhoenix]

A girl was in her middle school class during the playoffs when the teacher asked who was rooting for the Red Sox. The entire class raised their hand except this little girl. The teacher asked, "Why don't you like the Red Sox?" The girl replies, "My mother is a Yankee fan, my father is a yankee fan. Therefore, I am a yankee fan!" The teacher then asked, "What if your mom was a b!tch and your father a loser?" The little girl, without missing a beat, says "Why, then I'd be a Red Sox fan!"

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week!

 

[AntaresVI]

Originally posted by: geno
Three baseball fans are on their way to a game when they come across a nude, dead woman. The Cubs fan takes off his cap & puts it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan takes off his cap & puts it over the woman's left breast. Next, the yankees fan takes off his cap & puts it over the woman's crotch.

A cop comes to check the scene. He lifts the Cubs hat, jots some notes, lifts the Sox cap takes some notes, & then finally lifts up the Yankees cap and laughs. The threee men ask why he's laughing. The cop responds, "Seeing pussies underneath those caps never gets old!".

So that would make Cubs and Red Sox.....boobies?