December 21, 2012

SphinxnihpS

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Solar maximum, alignments of galactic proportion, the end of the long count, particle accelerators online, Planet X, AI, Yellowstone, time travel, asteroids, comets, bears, oh my!

(I didn't do a search to see if this topic was posted 2189726763 times, sorry if this is 2189726764)
 

OCGuy

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Someone should start a gun or religion thread...or maybe a steak thread if they feel wild.
 

Crono

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No, it won't.
Not even the beginning of the end. That comes 10-14 years later.
 

SphinxnihpS

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Ladies and gentlemen, if you could please hold of on the smartass comments until the conspiracy nuts have spoken. Thank you.
 

leftyman

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Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
Ladies and gentlemen, if you could please hold of on the smartass comments until the conspiracy nuts have spoken. Thank you.

pistachios are being recalled
 

FelixDeCat

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The first gamma burst should do it before we are engulfed in a super nova shockwave of fire and brimstone from Sol.
 

Leros

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Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
The first gamma burst should do it before we are engulfed in a super nova shockwave of fire and brimstone from Sol.

I have a friend named Sol. Are you suggesting that he is going to burst into gamma rays?
 

FelixDeCat

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Originally posted by: Leros
Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
The first gamma burst should do it before we are engulfed in a super nova shockwave of fire and brimstone from Sol.

I have a friend named Sol. Are you suggesting that he is going to burst into gamma rays?

Only if hes a Terran.
 

Crono

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: Crono
No, it won't.
Not even the beginning of the end. That comes 10-14 years later.

Bible told you so?

No, on December 12, 2012 all the ternary computers of the SaaHal network go online.
December 12, 2022 they become self aware. Sometime after that (no one knows the exact date) they take over all the computer networks in the world.

May 2nd, 2009 is when the computer code embedded in Mayan heiroglyphs is first discovered.
 

BeauJangles

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Originally posted by: Crono
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: Crono
No, it won't.
Not even the beginning of the end. That comes 10-14 years later.

Bible told you so?

No, on December 12, 2012 all the ternary computers of the SaaHal network go online.
December 12, 2022 they become self aware. Sometime after that (no one knows the exact date) they take over all the computer networks in the world.

May 2nd, 2009 is when the computer code embedded in Mayan heiroglyphs is first discovered.

Admit it, you do it for the lulz
 

SlowSpyder

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I'll be pissed if I do all my Christmas shopping early that year then... BAM. End of the world on the 21st.
 

So

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Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
Solar maximum, alignments of galactic proportion, the end of the long count, particle accelerators online, Planet X, AI, Yellowstone, time travel, asteroids, comets, bears, oh my!

(I didn't do a search to see if this topic was posted 2189726763 times, sorry if this is 2189726764)

It'll be the end of all this 2012 bullshit, but it'll probably be the beginning of a pile of 2016 bullshit.
 

CrackRabbit

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Since the dawn of recorded history people have been proclaiming the end of the world, so far all of them have been wrong.

I would say the odds are pretty good in me waking up on Dec 22 2012.