Deathbed request

quackagator

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Deathbed request
An old man on his deathbed implored his wife, "When I am gone I want you
to marry Fred Upland."
"Why Fred Upland?" his wife asked. "You have hated him all of
your life!"
"Still do," gasped the old man.
 

cavemanmoron

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Mar 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: quackagator
Deathbed request
An old man on his deathbed implored his wife, "When I am gone I want you
to marry Fred Upland."
"Why Fred Upland?" his wife asked. "You have hated him all of
your life!"
"Still do," gasped the old man.

:beer:
 

illusion88

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Oct 2, 2001
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Ok, call me the moron but I don't understand that. Is he asking his wife to marry him because he hates her more then Fred Upland? So he is kinda punishing his wife? or....

I don't get it.

I suck at life.
 

ViRGE

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He thinks his wife is a nag, so by marrying Fred, he'll finally get back at the guy.