Lots of dumb ways to kill yourself when you're drunk.....here's the worst I ever heard.
Death by Fish. This guy was drunk at an outdoor picnic with his family. So he reaches down and catches a small fish from a stream. He holds it up and announces "Hey watch this". With that he tips his head back and swollows it alive. Heh...this was no goldfish. It was a Bluegill, which expanded it's spiny fins as it was being swollowed. The guy immediately got a funny look on his face...the fish was lodged in his throat. Wouldn't go down. When his friends tried to pull it out, the spines penetrated his windpipe. He died a horrible death.
Moral..best way to eat a fish is fried, cut into pieces. This happened a few years ago in Missouri. We were laughing about it today at work. Poor guy....
Death by Fish. This guy was drunk at an outdoor picnic with his family. So he reaches down and catches a small fish from a stream. He holds it up and announces "Hey watch this". With that he tips his head back and swollows it alive. Heh...this was no goldfish. It was a Bluegill, which expanded it's spiny fins as it was being swollowed. The guy immediately got a funny look on his face...the fish was lodged in his throat. Wouldn't go down. When his friends tried to pull it out, the spines penetrated his windpipe. He died a horrible death.
Moral..best way to eat a fish is fried, cut into pieces. This happened a few years ago in Missouri. We were laughing about it today at work. Poor guy....