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Death...by Chocolate

I thought this thread was about the flavor "Death By Chocolate" ice cream from Kroger brand.

which is the best ice cream ever created by man.
 
id think that not telling them where the chocolate was destined to go would be the way to go. now people will hesitate before buying hersheys chocolate
 
Originally posted by: 40Hands
At least he died from the blow to the head and not drowning in super hot chocolate.

Who knows how long he was chillin in the vat before the agitator actually hit him in the head.
 
Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: tfinch2
Note to self: skip out on Hershey bars for a few months unless you like dead guy flavor.

I was hoping that they'd sell a few memorial bars 😉

nah, the MJ memorial bars are only white chocolate
 
Originally posted by: Train
I thought this thread was about the flavor "Death By Chocolate" ice cream from Kroger brand.

which is the best ice cream ever created by man.

And now you know what the secret ingrediant is.
 
Oompa Loompa doompety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at, getting terribly fat
What do you think will come of that
I don't like the look of it

Oompa Loompa doompety da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do
Doompety do
 
I am thinking they get a visit from OSHA because its pretty hard to picture how a man dumping chocolate in the mixer can just fall into it.

Especially while its turned on and mixing....
 
Next time you eat a Hershey's bar... think... was it the vat a guy died in?

This time I posted this in the right thread...
 
Originally posted by: moparacer
I am thinking they get a visit from OSHA because its pretty hard to picture how a man dumping chocolate in the mixer can just fall into it.

Especially while its turned on and mixing....

I was thinking the same, there must be some safety hazard that caused that. Perhaps slippery floors, or the "Wall" is not high enough.

Also you'd think there would be a grid on that thing, considering no solids are going into it anyway. Guess it would be too hard to clean that and it would become a sanitary issue. Ironic because some dead body in a vat of chocolate is a bigger sanitary issue. 😛

I would hope they totally cleaned that out and dumped it after though. Then again what you don't know wont hurt. I wont give up my daily chocolate bars over that.
 
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