Dear WalMart Engineering Dept

You people are retarded. Apparently, all one needs to do to work for you is be able to draw slightly in crayon on a piece of paper. Forget being able to measure correctly, or take into account different pieces of a chair when it fits together. Who needs to know HOW it's supposed to go together? So long as the correct number of pieces are in the box, and it looks pretty in a picture on the computer, all is well.

In conclusion: Don't even bother with computer chairs at Walmart, even for a quick temp fix, it won't matter. It will just be a waste of your time.

 

[PowerMac4Ever]

hilarity: 0/10
rant: 1/10

 

[purbeast0]

walmart has an engineering department?!?!?! :Q

 

[Anubis]

how much yo ulooking to spend on a chair?

 

[edmicman]

because walmart manufactures the computer chairs they sell......

 

[KLin]

ok nvm

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: purbeast0
walmart has an engineering department?!?!?! :Q

In reality they are known as the greeting department. You know those retards that sit just inside the entrance and say stupid sh!t to you? Yeah, that's the engineering department.

 

[notfred]

What did you expect when you walked into the world's shittiest retailer?

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: purbeast0
walmart has an engineering department?!?!?! :Q

yeah, what does walmart have to do with engineering?

 

Originally posted by: Anubis
how much yo ulooking to spend on a chair?

Lets say the limit is 100...what you got?

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: Anubis
how much yo ulooking to spend on a chair?

Lets say the limit is 100...what you got?

2 reacharounds and a lube job is all he has to offer.

 

[godmare]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: purbeast0
walmart has an engineering department?!?!?! :Q

In reality they are known as the greeting department. You know those retards that sit just inside the entrance and say stupid sh!t to you? Yeah, that's the engineering department.

They never say anything to me. I can hold eye contact as I walk by, and they won't even mutter at me. bastards.

btw, I hate walmart.

 

[lancestorm]

Originally posted by: FallenHero
You people are retarded.

That's the only thing needed to get me to laugh. Geez. 9/10!

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: Anubis
how much yo ulooking to spend on a chair?

Lets say the limit is 100...what you got?

you had a $100 limit and you went to walmart?😕

 

[godmare]

Originally posted by: notfred
What did you expect when you walked into the world's shittiest retailer?

a 45-minute line?

 

[wheresmybacon]

You expected quality? You did see that big sign out front that said Walmart, didn't you?

 

[MartyMcFly3]

I will concur with the suckage of the chairs at WalMart. The backrest broke on mine so as of now I have a glorified stool with arm rests...

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: Anubis
how much yo ulooking to spend on a chair?

Lets say the limit is 100...what you got?

www.viking.com

you should be able to find something you like for less then 100$ my new chair cost 88$ and its sweet

 

[Hyperblaze]

I thought you went to walmark for all the scenery....ie, hot looking ladies

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: Jero
I thought you went to walmark for all the scenery....ie, hot looking ladies

😕Never seen a hottie at Walmart before...

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Gibson486

Originally posted by: Jero
I thought you went to walmark for all the scenery....ie, hot looking ladies

😕Never seen a hottie at Walmart before...

I must have a better Walmart than you. I see them about 75% of the times that I go there. Far more uggos, but some hotties.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Gibson486

Originally posted by: Jero
I thought you went to walmark for all the scenery....ie, hot looking ladies

😕Never seen a hottie at Walmart before...

I must have a better Walmart than you. I see them about 75% of the times that I go there. Far more uggos, but some hotties.

Most guys are don't dig 300lb, toothless wonders.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Gibson486

Originally posted by: Jero
I thought you went to walmark for all the scenery....ie, hot looking ladies

😕Never seen a hottie at Walmart before...

I must have a better Walmart than you. I see them about 75% of the times that I go there. Far more uggos, but some hotties.

agreed. Most of the time they are milfs though.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Gibson486

Originally posted by: Jero
I thought you went to walmark for all the scenery....ie, hot looking ladies

😕Never seen a hottie at Walmart before...

I must have a better Walmart than you. I see them about 75% of the times that I go there. Far more uggos, but some hotties.

Most guys are don't dig 300lb, toothless wonders.

Oh, don't be so jealous, I still think you're sexy too.

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: Anubis
how much yo ulooking to spend on a chair?

Lets say the limit is 100...what you got?

100$ even