Dear Wachowskis Bros. 10 Changes I'd like to see in the third Installment

[Zebo]

1. Film in color next time.
2. Plot not ludicrously long chase scenes and fights make good movies.
3. Vampires, Warewolves, and Ninja's, Oh my, drop that sh1t now.
4. Agent Smith is one mean ass son-of-a-bitch, all we need is one.
5. If neo is "superman" he does'nt need to fight, now does he, what's the excitment of playing in "GOD" mode?
6. Why do teleporting Vampires need to Drive Escalades?
7. The "Burning Man" raves need to go. I don't know about you but the night before battle I'm cleaning my guns and checking them twice, not tieing one on and having orgies. Makes sense no?
8. Theological psychobabble needs to go " you know what I know then I know you know" uh-huh. Hire Moonbeam to write next time.
9. Lawrence Fishburn, Fire Him. No leadership skills, No Acting ability, Thinks he's cool, And has difficulty speaking more than six words in a minute.
10. Re-watch The Matrix if you want to see an ending. Oh but that would percipitate no Re-loaded then. Stop then.

 

[iamme]

i was thinking, wouldn't the humans do better against the agents if they learned Brazilian grappling or MMA? i mean, those MMA guys always win the UFC/Pride tournaments.

if you can't beat an agent, at least get him to tap-out....

 

[Looney]

Well, thankfully you have no say in the movie.

 

[theNEOone]

i don't think i've every seen so many anti-movie threads ever. ok, we get it....some people just don't like a particular movie. get over it, and move on.

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: theNEOone
i don't think i've every seen so many anti-movie threads ever. ok, we get it....some people just don't like a particular movie. get over it, and move on.

No kidding... the movie has been out for 3 weeks now. Get over it.

 

[Lager]

Wait... they're vampires?!?!:Q

 

[theNEOone]

Originally posted by: coldcut
Wait... they're vampires?!?!:Q

yah. the wachowski bros (cleverly, imo) decided to account for vampires, ghosts, etc. as rogue programs w/in the matrix. some of merovingian's men are vampires. but you saw about 30 seconds of them, so i don't know what carbonyl's deal is.

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: coldcut
Wait... they're vampires?!?!:Q

No, they're ghosts.

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: coldcut
Wait... they're vampires?!?!:Q

No, they're ghosts.

thats what i thought. the other two (one shot by Persiphony - sp?) were werewolves, right?

 

[theNEOone]

the twins were ghosts (duh). some of merovingian's men were vampires and otheres werewolves. i think that the one persophone shot was a vampire, no? don't silver bullets kill vampires also? in enter the matrix, it's pretty clear that they are vampires. you don't have silver bullets, so you go around stabbing merovingian's men w/ wooden stakes.

 

[Pr0Hawk]

I thought this movie was even better then the first one. You guys complain too much.

 

[Luagsch]

vampires and silver-bullets? sounds like blade....

 

[theNEOone]

Originally posted by: Luagsch
yup, werewolfes. think silver-bullet

haven't you seen blade and blade II......silver bullets also kill vampires, duh

 

[Zebo]

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: coldcut
Wait... they're vampires?!?!:Q

yah. the wachowski bros (cleverly, imo) decided to account for vampires, ghosts, etc. as rogue programs w/in the matrix. some of merovingian's men are vampires. but you saw about 30 seconds of them, so i don't know what carbonyl's deal is.

The two teleporting albino rasta men were "Ghosts" I stand corrected. However I do fail to see the relavence or utility of them driving a cadillac Escalade or driving anything for that matter when they can teleport.

 

[theNEOone]

Originally posted by: Carbonyl

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: coldcut
Wait... they're vampires?!?!:Q

yah. the wachowski bros (cleverly, imo) decided to account for vampires, ghosts, etc. as rogue programs w/in the matrix. some of merovingian's men are vampires. but you saw about 30 seconds of them, so i don't know what carbonyl's deal is.

The two teleporting albino rasta men were "Ghosts" I stand corrected. However I do fail to see the relavence or utility of them driving a cadillac Escalade or driving anything for that matter when they can teleport.

they can't teleport. nightcrawler (from xmen) can teleport. all ghosts do is change form so they can walk through solid objects. this doesn't give them the ability to teleport.

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: Carbonyl

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: coldcut
Wait... they're vampires?!?!:Q

yah. the wachowski bros (cleverly, imo) decided to account for vampires, ghosts, etc. as rogue programs w/in the matrix. some of merovingian's men are vampires. but you saw about 30 seconds of them, so i don't know what carbonyl's deal is.

The two teleporting albino rasta men were "Ghosts" I stand corrected. However I do fail to see the relavence or utility of them driving a cadillac Escalade or driving anything for that matter when they can teleport.

hey ghosts have bills to pay too. GM probably financed the ghost jr's college eduation...

 

[theNEOone]

Originally posted by: iamme
hey ghosts have bills to pay too. GM probably financed the ghost jr's college eduation...

rofl. see my above post. they don't teleport. i don't see how anyone could mistake this...you never saw them instantly jump from one location to the next......

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: Carbonyl

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: coldcut
Wait... they're vampires?!?!:Q

yah. the wachowski bros (cleverly, imo) decided to account for vampires, ghosts, etc. as rogue programs w/in the matrix. some of merovingian's men are vampires. but you saw about 30 seconds of them, so i don't know what carbonyl's deal is.

The two teleporting albino rasta men were "Ghosts" I stand corrected. However I do fail to see the relavence or utility of them driving a cadillac Escalade or driving anything for that matter when they can teleport.

they don't teleport, they can just go through things, why did they have such a hard time with catching the keymaker if they could just teleport?

 

[Hubris]

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: Carbonyl

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: coldcut
Wait... they're vampires?!?!:Q

yah. the wachowski bros (cleverly, imo) decided to account for vampires, ghosts, etc. as rogue programs w/in the matrix. some of merovingian's men are vampires. but you saw about 30 seconds of them, so i don't know what carbonyl's deal is.

The two teleporting albino rasta men were "Ghosts" I stand corrected. However I do fail to see the relavence or utility of them driving a cadillac Escalade or driving anything for that matter when they can teleport.

they can't teleport. gambit (from xmen) can teleport. all ghosts do is change form so they can walk through solid objects. this doesn't give them the ability to teleport.

Nightcrawler can teleport, not Gambit. Gambit does that weird 'we were running out of cool mutant powers" kinetic energy thing.

The 'ghosts' don't seem to be able to travel with any great speed while in their ethereal forms, that I saw. So they need the speed of the car.

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: Carbonyl

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: coldcut
Wait... they're vampires?!?!:Q

yah. the wachowski bros (cleverly, imo) decided to account for vampires, ghosts, etc. as rogue programs w/in the matrix. some of merovingian's men are vampires. but you saw about 30 seconds of them, so i don't know what carbonyl's deal is.

The two teleporting albino rasta men were "Ghosts" I stand corrected. However I do fail to see the relavence or utility of them driving a cadillac Escalade or driving anything for that matter when they can teleport.

they can't teleport. gambit (from xmen) can teleport. all ghosts do is change form so they can walk through solid objects. this doesn't give them the ability to teleport.

Gambit can teleport? I thought that was night crawler.

 

[theNEOone]

whoops....wrong name...yah, i meant nightcrawler. lemme edit my post, lest i confuse somebody.

as you can tell i'm not an avid x-men fan.

 

[RyanM]

Originally posted by: Carbonyl

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: coldcut
Wait... they're vampires?!?!:Q

yah. the wachowski bros (cleverly, imo) decided to account for vampires, ghosts, etc. as rogue programs w/in the matrix. some of merovingian's men are vampires. but you saw about 30 seconds of them, so i don't know what carbonyl's deal is.

The two teleporting albino rasta men were "Ghosts" I stand corrected. However I do fail to see the relavence or utility of them driving a cadillac Escalade or driving anything for that matter when they can teleport.

Last I checked, they never teleported. They DEMATERIALIZE. They can pass through solid objects, they cannot, however, jump from one location to another.

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: Carbonyl

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: coldcut
Wait... they're vampires?!?!:Q

yah. the wachowski bros (cleverly, imo) decided to account for vampires, ghosts, etc. as rogue programs w/in the matrix. some of merovingian's men are vampires. but you saw about 30 seconds of them, so i don't know what carbonyl's deal is.

The two teleporting albino rasta men were "Ghosts" I stand corrected. However I do fail to see the relavence or utility of them driving a cadillac Escalade or driving anything for that matter when they can teleport.

When did they teleport? They demateralized and went through the floors and ceilings, but they certainly didn't teleport.

 

[simms]

OK, I think we get the point that they don't teleport. It's be reiteriated several times, AFAIK about 5 times in the past 7 posts or so.

 

[Tot]

LMAO.

Everyone in here is funny.