- Jul 13, 2002
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Dear Thief
I really hope you liked invading my personal property last night. I bet it made you feel all big and powerful, knowing that whilst I slept peacefully you were rummaging through the interior of my car that was securely parked in my own driveway, tucked away for the night.
Lucky for me, I don't keep much in my car, and I'm not into upgrades. I'm sure that you probably could have done way more damage than you did, if I had anything of real value in there. I hope you buy your mother something nice with the money you found in there. You probably thought you struck gold when you saw that the only money in my car was all USD. $35 to be precise. I do appreciate the fact that even you, Thief, have standards. You didn't want my change bottle full of pennies, nor my Canadian Tire money. You probably could have bought yourself a nice tire guage with that.
Enjoy the cd's you took too, F%$^$#%. They are all country music, and old school Madonna. Lucky for me, they were just copies of the originals. I'll just make some new ones.
PS. I threw out the chapstick. Don't think for a second that I wouldnt put it passed you to probably rub it all over your nether regions!
I really hope you liked invading my personal property last night. I bet it made you feel all big and powerful, knowing that whilst I slept peacefully you were rummaging through the interior of my car that was securely parked in my own driveway, tucked away for the night.
Lucky for me, I don't keep much in my car, and I'm not into upgrades. I'm sure that you probably could have done way more damage than you did, if I had anything of real value in there. I hope you buy your mother something nice with the money you found in there. You probably thought you struck gold when you saw that the only money in my car was all USD. $35 to be precise. I do appreciate the fact that even you, Thief, have standards. You didn't want my change bottle full of pennies, nor my Canadian Tire money. You probably could have bought yourself a nice tire guage with that.
Enjoy the cd's you took too, F%$^$#%. They are all country music, and old school Madonna. Lucky for me, they were just copies of the originals. I'll just make some new ones.
PS. I threw out the chapstick. Don't think for a second that I wouldnt put it passed you to probably rub it all over your nether regions!
