Dear people who are allergic to peanuts:

[silverpig]

If you are ever considering suicide, do it with some BBQ roasted peanuts. Trust me, they're worth it.

 

[LittleNemoNES]

If you are ever considering suicide, do it with some BBQ roasted peanuts. Trust me, they're worth it.

 

[sandorski]

I prefer Honey Roasted.

 

[Lithium381]

lulz, bbq < honey

 

[sandorski]

Peanut M&Ms or Glossette Peanuts are also Suicide Worthy. Also consider Peanut Brittle.

 

[silverpig]

I prefer Honey Roasted.

Bah, never. BBQ all the way. They're like crack to me. Much better than potato chips even.

 

[BoomerD]

Here's a MUCH more delicious way...

Speaking of which...it's supposed to rain tomorrow...so I MIGHT be able to persuade the wife into making me another batch of peanut-buttery deliciousness...

 

[waggy]

I like dry roasted myself. but yeah i want to try them

 

[foghorn67]

Also, please don't book air travel again. I don't care if opening my bag of peanuts releases a cloud of microscopic particles that will kill you if you are sitting 10 rows away from me. I'll start carrying my own peanuts out of spite.
Also, please marry someone with tougher genes. Maybe your offspring will fair better, and this allergy would be a thing of the past someday.
TIA

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Don't get hostile in a restaurant if you don't even carry an epi pen.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Also, please don't book air travel again. I don't care if opening my bag of peanuts releases a cloud of microscopic particles that will kill you if you are sitting 10 rows away from me. I'll start carrying my own peanuts out of spite.
Also, please marry someone with tougher genes. Maybe your offspring will fair better, and this allergy would be a thing of the past someday.
TIA

Sounds like a plan. Every child is force-fed peanuts at birth. The weak will perish and we'll completely eliminate peanut allergies in a single generation.

 

[silverpig]

Just bought another bag. Om nom nom.

I also picked up a bag of butter toffee peanuts too. Those will be for dessert tonight.

 

[Ika]

I bought a box of 108 1.75oz tubes of honey roasted planters earlier this year. fucking delicious.

 

[Xstatic1]

If you are ever considering suicide, do it with some BBQ roasted peanuts. Trust me, they're worth it.

:biggrin:

 

[Xstatic1]

Here's a MUCH more delicious way...

Speaking of which...it's supposed to rain tomorrow...so I MIGHT be able to persuade the wife into making me another batch of peanut-buttery deliciousness...

have u posted any of ur wife's recipes?

 

[JD50]

have u posted any of ur wife's pics?

ftfy

 

[preslove]

Also, please don't book air travel again. I don't care if opening my bag of peanuts releases a cloud of microscopic particles that will kill you if you are sitting 10 rows away from me. I'll start carrying my own peanuts out of spite.
Also, please marry someone with tougher genes. Maybe your offspring will fair better, and this allergy would be a thing of the past someday.
TIA

Meh. I can live with pretzel packets instead of peanuts. Any airline that just plain doesn't give out snacks because of "peanut allergy sufferers" is just lying. There are tasty alternatives to peanuts.

 

[Sea Moose]

Peanut allergies were unheard of 20 years ago.

Why is it that kids have this? Its cause pussy retarded people are able to breed

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Peanut allergies were unheard of 20 years ago.

Why is it that kids have this? Its cause pussy retarded people are able to breed

Nope, sorry, not true. It's because of two reasons:
1. Mass hysteria (in most cases the allergy doesn't exist or is mild)
2. Hysterical parents not exposing their kids to peanuts at an early age (yes, I'm being serious. Studies have shown that kids are much less likely to develop peanut allergies if they are exposed to peanuts early in their lives).

 

[Sluggo]

 

[Mike Gayner]

Nope, sorry, not true. It's because of two reasons:
1. Mass hysteria (in most cases the allergy doesn't exist or is mild)
2. Hysterical parents not exposing their kids to peanuts at an early age (yes, I'm being serious. Studies have shown that kids are much less likely to develop peanut allergies if they are exposed to peanuts early in their lives).

If this is correct, Sea Moose still gets 1/2 a point. The cause is still "pussy retarded people", but it's not genetic.

 

[coreyb]

and apparently the "cure" or treatment for peanut allergies is being exposed to small amounts of peanuts and slowly working up the amount.