Dear People of the local Asian community.

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Tim

Please hear this as a formal request to the normaly respectful Asian population in my town.

Please stop the bi-monthly racing of your cars down the main street of my town. I live very close to this street, and the sound of the car engines penetrates my windows in the wee hours of the morning and wakes me up. I know it is you, because you stop near my house at the end of the road. I have seen your cars, and heard your voices, and seen your faces. You stop there, only to leave 2 or 3 minutes later easily avoiding any law officials who may or may not have been called that night to disrupt your disruptive activities.

I know this may be seen as a slightly "passive aggressive" thread/request, so let me make this one point. Not myself, or any of my immediate neighbors own a "Grand Torino", so your brief loitering near our residences after your bi-monthly races will not yeild you any spoils.

Our common grievances not withstanding, have a great day.
 
Ns1

Ns1

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sorry dawg, we're 2 fast and 2 furious for you. everybody knows this.
 
T

Tim

Normaly, a thread like this should be allowed to mature before the OP's hapless responses, but I have to hand it to you, that was the perfect reply.

EDIT: I guess math isn't the only thing you guys are quick at.
 
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punjabiplaya

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yo dawg I herd you like rice so we put rice in your rice so you can race with your rice
 
BoomerD

BoomerD

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HEY...You Ornamentals...Get the fuck off my rawn!!

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BarkingGhostar

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theplaidfad said:
Please hear this as a formal request to the normaly respectful Asian population in my town.

Please stop the bi-monthly racing of your cars down the main street of my town. I live very close to this street, and the sound of the car engines penetrates my windows in the wee hours of the morning and wakes me up. I know it is you, because you stop near my house at the end of the road. I have seen your cars, and heard your voices, and seen your faces. You stop there, only to leave 2 or 3 minutes later easily avoiding any law officials who may or may not have been called that night to disrupt your disruptive activities.

I know this may be seen as a slightly "passive aggressive" thread/request, so let me make this one point. Not myself, or any of my immediate neighbors own a "Grand Torino", so your brief loitering near our residences after your bi-monthly races will not yeild you any spoils.

Our common grievances not withstanding, have a great day.
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Just build a spike-strip that can be activated by sound. Make it retractable and then place it near storm sewer opening to hide.

Bullets work, too.:colbert:
 
T

Tim

Mmmmmmmmmmm. The asian response is strong in this thread. I must consult with the neighbors and combat the other front that I've opened up.
 
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