- Mar 8, 2003
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Dear Sir,
You have a massive pick up truck. It's bed it longer than my Mercury. You so much distance between you and the ground that you have to have a step ladder above your running board. You have a massive engine and you let us all know that you have one even if we are 100 yards away (or trying to listen in class) by removing your muffler so that the entire campus shakes when you enter the grounds. Your truck can be heard a mile off and we can see you coming because your truck rides about as high as some Semis. You have your rebel flag pinned up in the rear windows and wave it proud. You also proudly display your 4-wheel ATV by having it in your truck bed. Your rifles are clearly visible also from your high perched seat. You have a massive stereo system where we can all hear garth brooks horrible remake of a great Billy Joel song, even if you have your windows rolled up. You take up so much road that people are afraid to pull out into the opposite lane because of fear you will smash them. You have your woman with you too, maybe she is hot but the whole thing about her chewing that grassy stuff you call skoal and that she is your 3rd cousin really makes people think higher of you.
I see you oh man in big scary redneck truck, yes i do. I see how you have a customized license tag with the Ole Miss Rebel on it. I see your various bumper sticks regarding politics and we all know that people will flock to your view points of things that you heard on national public radio by seeing such cute little phrases on the back of your truck. You even spent several hundred bucks on an etching of a dear into your rear window, so that a deer will proudly show over your rebel flag.
But sir, but might i ask one thing.....
Your truck is so high up off the ground and you have 4 wheel drive. You could get out of any ditch or any sink hole. But why sir, oh why, do you and your friend that has the same mighty red neck truck as you do not park in a mud puddle when you have the choice of either that or a dry one? I mean, you can easily handle it, you went mud bogging the night before and your truck is proudly drenched in mud, but lo, you leave your fellow student who drives the tiny mercury that only has a scant few inch clearance from the ground to park in the deep mud puddle so that his clean car becomes engulfed in mud and he has to wade thru the mud when you could have just walked along your running board to avoid it.
Please be more considerate Mr. Big Redneck Truck Driver. There are those of us who do not chose to live the way you do and therefore do not have such a monster of a truck. We like to keep our vehicles clean and not go mud bogging, but why does it bother you to park in a mud puddle when you went mud bogging the night before?
Thanks,
-Mr. I must leave this state.
You have a massive pick up truck. It's bed it longer than my Mercury. You so much distance between you and the ground that you have to have a step ladder above your running board. You have a massive engine and you let us all know that you have one even if we are 100 yards away (or trying to listen in class) by removing your muffler so that the entire campus shakes when you enter the grounds. Your truck can be heard a mile off and we can see you coming because your truck rides about as high as some Semis. You have your rebel flag pinned up in the rear windows and wave it proud. You also proudly display your 4-wheel ATV by having it in your truck bed. Your rifles are clearly visible also from your high perched seat. You have a massive stereo system where we can all hear garth brooks horrible remake of a great Billy Joel song, even if you have your windows rolled up. You take up so much road that people are afraid to pull out into the opposite lane because of fear you will smash them. You have your woman with you too, maybe she is hot but the whole thing about her chewing that grassy stuff you call skoal and that she is your 3rd cousin really makes people think higher of you.
I see you oh man in big scary redneck truck, yes i do. I see how you have a customized license tag with the Ole Miss Rebel on it. I see your various bumper sticks regarding politics and we all know that people will flock to your view points of things that you heard on national public radio by seeing such cute little phrases on the back of your truck. You even spent several hundred bucks on an etching of a dear into your rear window, so that a deer will proudly show over your rebel flag.
But sir, but might i ask one thing.....
Your truck is so high up off the ground and you have 4 wheel drive. You could get out of any ditch or any sink hole. But why sir, oh why, do you and your friend that has the same mighty red neck truck as you do not park in a mud puddle when you have the choice of either that or a dry one? I mean, you can easily handle it, you went mud bogging the night before and your truck is proudly drenched in mud, but lo, you leave your fellow student who drives the tiny mercury that only has a scant few inch clearance from the ground to park in the deep mud puddle so that his clean car becomes engulfed in mud and he has to wade thru the mud when you could have just walked along your running board to avoid it.
Please be more considerate Mr. Big Redneck Truck Driver. There are those of us who do not chose to live the way you do and therefore do not have such a monster of a truck. We like to keep our vehicles clean and not go mud bogging, but why does it bother you to park in a mud puddle when you went mud bogging the night before?
Thanks,
-Mr. I must leave this state.
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