Dear DHL:
When you deliver something, do not ignore the "DELIVERIES TO FRONT DOOR" sign. Furthermore, do not climb over the massive obstacles which we have placed in front of the side door to support this sign and keep you from being stupid. In addition to this, do not leave a package on the ground in the rain, uncovered. Finally, DON'T FVCKING TEAR UP THE GRAVEL DRIVEWAY.
Love always,
EyeMWing.
When you deliver something, do not ignore the "DELIVERIES TO FRONT DOOR" sign. Furthermore, do not climb over the massive obstacles which we have placed in front of the side door to support this sign and keep you from being stupid. In addition to this, do not leave a package on the ground in the rain, uncovered. Finally, DON'T FVCKING TEAR UP THE GRAVEL DRIVEWAY.
Love always,
EyeMWing.