Dear Dave Navarro- Please put a shirt on

Fritzo

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Nobody wants to see your heroin ravaged tattoo laden body. Also, it might be a good idea to lay off the Capt. Jack Sparrow eye makeup.

I'm sorry, but after seeing a 17th picture of him in my guitar magazine, this has to be said. I shouldn't have to feel slightly gay-er after trying to learn about new guitar gear.

That is all.
 

paulxcook

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I don't go looking for him, but when he pops up he usually isn't wearing a shirt. So... agreed.
 

Fritzo

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Originally posted by: clamum
:camera: required.

Type in Dave Navarro in Google and click "Images". Look at 50% of the pics. He's like the Chriss Angel of the music world.
 

CraKaJaX

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What about Kiedis or Frusciante? Both of them end up with no shirt on at the end of most shows. And both were into the needles for a long period of time.
 

Lamont Burns

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He dated Jenna Jameson briefly after Carmen. She was on Stern the other day remarking that he was basically a midget and sex was awkward as well as being way too feminine to be with.
 

Farang

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My buddy and I call him big head. Really.. look at his head.. it is fucking huge.
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: Farang
My buddy and I call him big head. Really.. look at his head.. it is fucking huge.

I wouldn't want to go there, but maybe that is why he's so popular with women
 
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Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
He dated Jenna Jameson briefly after Carmen. She was on Stern the other day remarking that he was basically a midget and sex was awkward as well as being way too feminine to be with.

Dave Navarro is like 5'9" Is that enough to qualify for midget status?