Dear daughter: Daddy does NOT like waking up at 5:30am

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Mr. Pedantic

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I'm actually saving all of her poop diapers to fling at any boy that comes to the house to take her out. I'm a big proponent of non-lethal options, but if they cross the threshold of the house, there's really nothing I can do to prevent my shotgun from accidentally firing 8-10 times.
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Seriously? I always thought this only happened in movies. Why do you get so worked up about your daughter going out with some boy?
 
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ShawnD1

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DaTT said:
I am also waiting to use this line on any boy my daughter brings home, "Anything you do to my daughter, I do to you". That way they won't kiss, sex, or hit my daughter :)
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Fail. He doesn't have a vagina for you to use.
 
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Mr. Pedantic

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Because we know what we did/tried to do to their daughters on dates.
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Well, if you mean have sex, then it's got to happen sooner or later. If you don't, well...you're probably justified then.
 
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My son gets up early still he is 6... I figured he would want to sleep in now that is summer vacation but he gets up earlier now... wtf :(
 
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DaTT

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ShawnD1 said:
Alright so let's say your daughter uses a strap on to peg her boyfriend. Does that mean the boyfriend is now allowed to buttsex you?
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No, because he didn't do anything to her.
 
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