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Dear daughter: Daddy does NOT like waking up at 5:30am

Jeeebus

Jeeebus

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Someday, when you're old enough to lift your head/crawl, you may understand this general rule promulgated by daddy.

Until then, carry on...
 
You can always get her back when she come's home late after a night of drinking, go into her room and scream at 5:30am.

This is what I plan on doing in 18 or so years
 
DaTT said:
You can always get her back when she come's home late after a night of drinking, go into her room and scream at 5:30am.

This is what I plan on doing in 18 or so years
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I'm actually saving all of her poop diapers to fling at any boy that comes to the house to take her out. I'm a big proponent of non-lethal options, but if they cross the threshold of the house, there's really nothing I can do to prevent my shotgun from accidentally firing 8-10 times.
 
Jeeebus said:
I'm actually saving all of her poop diapers to fling at any boy that comes to the house to take her out. I'm a big proponent of non-lethal options, but if they cross the threshold of the house, there's really nothing I can do to prevent my shotgun from accidentally firing 8-10 times.
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Why save her poop, you can create your own when the time comes...you may even be able to fling your own diaper at them.
 
DaTT said:
You can always get her back when she come's home late after a night of drinking, go into her room and scream at 5:30am.

This is what I plan on doing in 18 or so years
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I like this idea and approve. I shall use it on my future children.
 
My wife and I must be lucky, our daughter rarely ever wakes up through the night, and when she does, wifey takes care of it (she normally wants the boob, so I can't help with that).
 
Jeeebus said:
I'm actually saving all of her poop diapers to fling at any boy that comes to the house to take her out. I'm a big proponent of non-lethal options, but if they cross the threshold of the house, there's really nothing I can do to prevent my shotgun from accidentally firing 8-10 times.
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"Your Honor, he was coming to date my daughter."
"Not guilty. Here's another box of ammo."
 
Jeeebus said:
I'm actually saving all of her poop diapers to fling at any boy that comes to the house to take her out. I'm a big proponent of non-lethal options, but if they cross the threshold of the house, there's really nothing I can do to prevent my shotgun from accidentally firing 8-10 times.
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wait until shes older and she wakes you up at 3 am with a different kind of screaming
 
Jeeebus said:
I'm actually saving all of her poop diapers to fling at any boy that comes to the house to take her out. I'm a big proponent of non-lethal options, but if they cross the threshold of the house, there's really nothing I can do to prevent my shotgun from accidentally firing 8-10 times.
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How does one "accidentally" reload a shotgun? :hmm:
 
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My son's teething was probably the worst thing for my sleep. He wouldn't even wake up, just cry in his sleep. And then the FDA had to stop Baby Oralgel from being used on infants. Not sure how we'll get through teething for the next one.
 
JTsyo said:
My son's teething was probably the worst thing for my sleep. He wouldn't even wake up, just cry in his sleep. And then the FDA had to stop Baby Oralgel from being used on infants. Not sure how we'll get through teething for the next one.
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Ummm... It's still being sold, just bought some last week.

We are at this awesome stage where I give him a bottle and set him in his crib and I don't hear a peep from him until right after I'm done showering in the morning. Works out perfect.
 
preslove said:
How does one "accidentally" reload a shotgun? :hmm:
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Easy solution - just keep 8-10 shotguns in the house

DaTT said:
You can always get her back when she come's home late after a night of drinking, go into her room and scream at 5:30am.

This is what I plan on doing in 18 or so years
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If I ever have kids I have carefully crafted plans to instill fear and respect of their sometimes insane father. Something along the lines of randomly kicking in the door at night while armed with a shotgun (saftied of course) and bandolier and saying "Oh good - you ARE here" or punching a hole in the drywall (checked earlier for studs) over something trivial

rasczak said:
boob is good.
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:thumbsup:
 
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