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Dear ATOT White People

preslove

preslove

Lifer
Irish Americans: Get drunk, you rascally so-and-sos
Italians Americans: Don't eat so much Pizza! It's full of carbs :colbert:
Polish Americans: Give me some damn sausage.
German Americans: What's up with the extreme porn? You fuckers come from a freaky land.
Hispanic Americans: Congratulations, your skin is white enough to enter our club. Let's complain about illegals together.
English: Wankers.
Dutch: Why can't I has weed on my trip? :'( http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2167998
Scots: Punch an Englishman for me.
Norwegians: Go find an icy lake and jump in it 😡
 
preslove said:
They're worse than the English 😡
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Wrong...

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Serious post: Where is the perverted German porn? All the German porn I've seen has been cheesy romantic French-like stuff. I've never seen the coprophilia or urophilia or whatever that everyone accuses the Germans of. I say that it's a holdover from World War II, where the bigoted anti-German propaganda machine brainwashed millions of young Americans into fighting for the sexual liberation of beautiful Aryan wimminz.
 
HamburgerBoy said:
Serious post: Where is the perverted German porn? All the German porn I've seen has been cheesy romantic French-like stuff. I've never seen the coprophilia or urophilia or whatever that everyone accuses the Germans of. I say that it's a holdover from World War II, where the bigoted anti-German propaganda machine brainwashed millions of young Americans into fighting for the sexual liberation of beautiful Aryan wimminz.
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Look for german bondage & latex. Rubber is where things start gettign fucked up.
 
Dear posters in this thread which in no conceivable way could go south in a heartbeat, "Hello."

Please pay no further attention to me whatsoever, I'm just here waiting for the bus.

Nice weather lately, huh? I hear that professional sports team you root for has really cool uniforms. Neat! I hope they do well this year. I mean that sincerely. I remember that one game where they got robbed by the officials. It was awful!

All I ask is, when it's your turn to add to this thread, that you introduce yourself with your full name and SS #, and that you speak clearly and concisely into my lapel pin, because that's all it is, a lapel pin.

Whew! This economy is something, isn't it? Say, what's your mom's maiden name, anyway?
 
HamburgerBoy said:
. I've never seen the coprophilia or urophilia or whatever that everyone accuses the Germans of. I say that it's a holdover from World War II, where the bigoted anti-German propaganda machine brainwashed millions of young Americans into fighting for the sexual liberation of beautiful Aryan wimminz.
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Really? Google "Church of Fudge." Very...Very..VERY NSFW 😉

And LOL at needing a "propaganda machine" to discredit WWII era Germans. Are you insane? They did a good enough job on their own.
 
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Perknose said:
Dear posters in this thread which in no conceivable way could go south in a heartbeat, "Hello."

Please pay no further attention to me whatsoever, I'm just here waiting for the bus.

Nice weather lately, huh? I hear that professional sports team you root for has really cool uniforms. Neat! I hope they do well this year. I mean that sincerely. I remember that one game where they got robbed by the officials. It was awful!

All I ask is, when it's your turn to add to this thread, that you introduce yourself with your full name and SS #, and that you speak clearly and concisely into my lapel pin, because that's all it is, a lapel pin.

Whew! This economy is something, isn't it? Say, what's your mom's maiden name, anyway?
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I'm not sure you want answers to the questions you're asking...


You can have them if you want though. Nothing to hide, nothing to fear, etc!
 
Brigandier said:
I'm not sure you want answers to the questions you're asking...
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Not sure? Our chief weapon is surprise! Because NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition. Now into the comfy chair!


Brigandier said:
You can have them if you want though. Nothing to hide, nothing to fear, etc!
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Post your SS # and your Mother's maiden name first. Then wait for me to turn on my lapel pin . . . yeah, my lapel pin, that's the ticket.
 
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