Dear ATOT White People

preslove

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Irish Americans: Get drunk, you rascally so-and-sos
Italians Americans: Don't eat so much Pizza! It's full of carbs :colbert:
Polish Americans: Give me some damn sausage.
German Americans: What's up with the extreme porn? You fuckers come from a freaky land.
Hispanic Americans: Congratulations, your skin is white enough to enter our club. Let's complain about illegals together.
English: Wankers.
Dutch: Why can't I has weed on my trip? :'( http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2167998
Scots: Punch an Englishman for me.
Norwegians: Go find an icy lake and jump in it :mad:
 
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They're worse than the English :mad:

Wrong...

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HamburgerBoy

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Serious post: Where is the perverted German porn? All the German porn I've seen has been cheesy romantic French-like stuff. I've never seen the coprophilia or urophilia or whatever that everyone accuses the Germans of. I say that it's a holdover from World War II, where the bigoted anti-German propaganda machine brainwashed millions of young Americans into fighting for the sexual liberation of beautiful Aryan wimminz.
 

preslove

Lifer
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Serious post: Where is the perverted German porn? All the German porn I've seen has been cheesy romantic French-like stuff. I've never seen the coprophilia or urophilia or whatever that everyone accuses the Germans of. I say that it's a holdover from World War II, where the bigoted anti-German propaganda machine brainwashed millions of young Americans into fighting for the sexual liberation of beautiful Aryan wimminz.

Look for german bondage & latex. Rubber is where things start gettign fucked up.
 

Away

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So I enjoy getting drunk and fapping to extreme porn? Cool. :thumbsup:
 

Perknose

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Dear posters in this thread which in no conceivable way could go south in a heartbeat, "Hello."

Please pay no further attention to me whatsoever, I'm just here waiting for the bus.

Nice weather lately, huh? I hear that professional sports team you root for has really cool uniforms. Neat! I hope they do well this year. I mean that sincerely. I remember that one game where they got robbed by the officials. It was awful!

All I ask is, when it's your turn to add to this thread, that you introduce yourself with your full name and SS #, and that you speak clearly and concisely into my lapel pin, because that's all it is, a lapel pin.

Whew! This economy is something, isn't it? Say, what's your mom's maiden name, anyway?
 

OCGuy

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. I've never seen the coprophilia or urophilia or whatever that everyone accuses the Germans of. I say that it's a holdover from World War II, where the bigoted anti-German propaganda machine brainwashed millions of young Americans into fighting for the sexual liberation of beautiful Aryan wimminz.

Really? Google "Church of Fudge." Very...Very..VERY NSFW ;)

And LOL at needing a "propaganda machine" to discredit WWII era Germans. Are you insane? They did a good enough job on their own.
 
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Brigandier

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Dear posters in this thread which in no conceivable way could go south in a heartbeat, "Hello."

Please pay no further attention to me whatsoever, I'm just here waiting for the bus.

Nice weather lately, huh? I hear that professional sports team you root for has really cool uniforms. Neat! I hope they do well this year. I mean that sincerely. I remember that one game where they got robbed by the officials. It was awful!

All I ask is, when it's your turn to add to this thread, that you introduce yourself with your full name and SS #, and that you speak clearly and concisely into my lapel pin, because that's all it is, a lapel pin.

Whew! This economy is something, isn't it? Say, what's your mom's maiden name, anyway?

I'm not sure you want answers to the questions you're asking...


You can have them if you want though. Nothing to hide, nothing to fear, etc!
 

Perknose

Forum Director & Omnipotent Overlord
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I'm not sure you want answers to the questions you're asking...

Not sure? Our chief weapon is surprise! Because NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition. Now into the comfy chair!


You can have them if you want though. Nothing to hide, nothing to fear, etc!

Post your SS # and your Mother's maiden name first. Then wait for me to turn on my lapel pin . . . yeah, my lapel pin, that's the ticket.