dear atot - what should i name my pol sci paper about obama???

brianmanahan

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so im writing a term paper about president obamas life and times, rise to power, policy, etc etc for my politcal science class. but i dont know what to title the paper! its gonna be something with punch and something that gets me a solid B. it can even be edgy, my prof eats that stuff up.

dear atot, what should i name my paper?? btw its due tomorrow night at midnight so hurry
 

BoomerD

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Obama Killed Osama

A Pome by brianmanahan

In Pakistan, behind tall walls
Lived a man with little balls.

He had to hide, cause it was know,
The US would kill him if his cover was blown.

Then came the day, when the Seals landed
And killed the man while open handed.

His balls are now deep, in the briny sea
And Obama is the man for you and me.
 

trmiv

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MichealJacksonPopcorn.gif
 

PottedMeat

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"Barack Obama, motherfucker, Barack Obama"
"President of hittin' dat ass"
<zoomed in color picture of michelle obama's ass>
 

MotF Bane

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no its because report writing is stupid! i do really well is poetry classes but reports are pointles because you can just look everything up on the internet anyway

By doing "really well", you mean you get a decent grade, correct? Composition classes are always softly graded, on the premise you cannot forcibly induce creativity, nor can you fairly judge creativity. Ergo, if you can successfully string a few words together, you get a decent grade.

The reports are not pointless. They are built to show that you can, in theory, think for yourself, analyze information, find sources, and create a logically structured document. In the real world, your ability to pass a creative writing course with some mediocre poetry won't matter. Your ability to create a functional orderly document probably will, even if you don't see it applying in the precisely defined form you are told to follow now.

The idea is not that you can look it all up on the Internet. They idea is that you know where and how to look for information, that you use a variety of sources, that you can understand the information, that you can distill it to what is necessary for your current purpose, and that you can assemble it a well-thought-out planned paper with good grammatical structure.
 

JPS35

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