Here I am, a decked out Redskins fan, in the stands sober, and determined to root on my skins as they took on the Atlanta Falcons, in what promised to be an exciting battle of NFL epic proportions. Immediately in the first quarter the redskins launched to a 7-0 lead on a Ladell Betts 8 yard touchdown run. Along with the rest of the ecstatic crowd, I leap to me feat and scream our glory, high-fiving my neighbors, and jumping up and down with pure joy. And somewhere from a few rows behind me... I think I hear you.... "down in front" you say? WHAT are you kidding me? You want me to sit down now? With the whole stadium going nutz? I must be hearing things... there's no way thats really happening. Hell the little girl, and her boyfriend sitting behind me are highfiving me... if they can stand up and cheer, then certainly you can shut the fck up and cheer too... you are afterall wearing a redskins jersey, by which I can only assume you are in fact a redskins fan.
But it continues, on every exciting moment... every time people jump to their feet... you deem it necessary to scream at me to sit down... usually followed by some kind of expletive... I turn around with a big smile... thinking I must know you... or that maybe you're joking somehow... and there you are... sitting in your seat... staring at me... "yeah you fcker, sit the fck down". Excuse me? What? Have you never been to a football game before? I ask... figuring maybe you were used to figure skating, or competitive sewing. I'm not going to sit in my seat the whole game, just because you're an asshole.
Security? Security you say? You're going to call security to throw me out for standing up too much? Wow... well go right ahead... call them. If they tell me to stay seated I will. But I'm still confused why you are the only one who has a problem... I've verified with everyone around me, and they all seem to be fine... what the hell is your problem?
Why hello there Ms Security, how may I help you. Complaints you say? for what exactly? Standing up too much, for too long? I implore you, observe the situation for a few moments, and if you feel I am in the wrong, I will gladly sit down.
Thankyou...
Ok my compatriots around me have had it with your antics... now everyone is telling you to shut the fck up... Ahhh and now you are throwing racist slurs at everyone telling you to shut up.
Well hello there Ms Security lady... yes he's the one who told my Arab compatriot to go back to Mexico... yes him right there...
Oops asshat fan... looks like you're being dragged out of the stadium by 3 police officers... thanx for coming and really screwing up a good portion of my game. I hope I see you again so I can pee in your coke. Asshole.
Highfives all around... hey look we're serenading you... Na na na na...hey hey... goodbye
-Max
But it continues, on every exciting moment... every time people jump to their feet... you deem it necessary to scream at me to sit down... usually followed by some kind of expletive... I turn around with a big smile... thinking I must know you... or that maybe you're joking somehow... and there you are... sitting in your seat... staring at me... "yeah you fcker, sit the fck down". Excuse me? What? Have you never been to a football game before? I ask... figuring maybe you were used to figure skating, or competitive sewing. I'm not going to sit in my seat the whole game, just because you're an asshole.
Security? Security you say? You're going to call security to throw me out for standing up too much? Wow... well go right ahead... call them. If they tell me to stay seated I will. But I'm still confused why you are the only one who has a problem... I've verified with everyone around me, and they all seem to be fine... what the hell is your problem?
Why hello there Ms Security, how may I help you. Complaints you say? for what exactly? Standing up too much, for too long? I implore you, observe the situation for a few moments, and if you feel I am in the wrong, I will gladly sit down.
Thankyou...
Ok my compatriots around me have had it with your antics... now everyone is telling you to shut the fck up... Ahhh and now you are throwing racist slurs at everyone telling you to shut up.
Well hello there Ms Security lady... yes he's the one who told my Arab compatriot to go back to Mexico... yes him right there...
Oops asshat fan... looks like you're being dragged out of the stadium by 3 police officers... thanx for coming and really screwing up a good portion of my game. I hope I see you again so I can pee in your coke. Asshole.
Highfives all around... hey look we're serenading you... Na na na na...hey hey... goodbye
-Max
