Dear Abby

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Dear Abby:

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month.

My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and
understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to
her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond
what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed the
list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me.

She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that
happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked
to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if
I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally
decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed
straight out the front door... There, leaning against my car was her
husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they
just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little
girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little
test.

Abby, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and that I
thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or
should keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I
was walking out to my car was to get a condom?


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