Jan 18, 2001
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Dear Abby,

My husband is unhappy with my mood swings. The
other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be
able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood
it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a
big fvcking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next
time he'll buy me a diamond.

Sincerely,
B!tchy in Wisconsin

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