dead rabbit in the engineering lab

MrDudeMan

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we had all of our projects on the floor of the engineering lab on wednesday afternoon. we had to build a city and design traffic light and train gate logic. it was a pretty neat project, but whatever, onto the story.

one group used rubbery eraser type stuff on their project. dont know why, but it was there. well, we were all sitting in the lab, and it stunk horribly. no one knew why, but we guessed it was someone on one of the projects that just stank really bad since it was wet (some of them had water). well, after class dismissed, the first team to pickup their project found a dead rabbit under it. their project had 2x4s as feet, so there was about 5 inches under it of open space.

the first theory was that of a conspiracy. how the hell could a rabbit get inside the engineering lab? its like dead center in the building.

then i noticed that rubbery eraser stuff was shaved away some and there were little poop pellets all over their project. as a side note, it was hilarious that all the poop was on the streets and none of it got on the grass...the little guy was using the streets!

so then we looked at him closer and there was crap all over his face. obviously, he was pigging out on our projects, and we started to find more stuff chewed up all over the place.

we came to the conclusion that he got in a side door over the weekend when it was propped open and found his way into the lab somehow. poor guy poisoned himself.

cliffs:
bad smell in lab
i thought it was this kid next to me
a group lifted their project, found dead rabbit
poo all over the place
conspiracy formed, but then dispelled
the end
 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: LASTGUY2GETPS2
Wow with Cliffs and all. LOL

there is a chance of death if you type out a story over 15 words and dont include cliffs around here. im just watching my own back.
 

merlocka

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Originally posted by: Bigsm00th

cliffs:
1. bad smell in lab
2. i thought it was this kid next to me
3. a group lifted their project, found dead rabbit
4. poo all over the place
5. conspiracy formed, but then dispelled
6. profit

fixed
 

MrDudeMan

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sorry guys...cant provide pics since the professor threw it in a trash bag and dumped it in the trash bin already
 

shortylickens

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Originally posted by: Bigsm00th
sorry guys...cant provide pics since the professor threw it in a trash bag and dumped it in the recycling bin already
Dumped it in the recycle bin!?!?!?!??
WTF!!
Is he gonna make it into a hare???
 

Baked

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Did you start a camp fire and put the rabbit on a spit and cook it? Rabbits are good eatin'.
 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: shortylickens
Originally posted by: Bigsm00th
sorry guys...cant provide pics since the professor threw it in a trash bag and dumped it in the recycling bin already
Dumped it in the recycle bin!?!?!?!??
WTF!!
Is he gonna make it into a hare???

:shocked: im an idiot. i meant trash.