[DEAD] HAWT! Maid pigeon pillow case [DEAD]

[EliteRetard]

https://www.humblebundle.com/weekly

To bad I didn't see this 'till now, 3 days left. Just happened to browse HumbleBundle and see this. You can get the most awesome and awkward pillow case ever for "donating" $35 or more. Clearly everybody should jump on this deal.

Measures approximately 4.9 feet by 1.6 feet (1.5 x 0.5 meter)

 

[Charlie98]

Just.... wow.

 

[EliteRetard]

Yeah I know, there doesn't seem to be an obvious way to order 2.

 

[EliteRetard]

This seems relevant:

Based on the dimensions HB offers I think this is roughly the size you'd be looking at.

 

[Hugh Jass]

Umm...no.

Just...no.

 

[EliteRetard]

Man these have been flying off the shelves since I posted...look at that average price jump!

It's OK guys, you don't have to admit it :wub:

 

[chimaxi83]

Why is this creepy redactedfor introverted virgins in hot deals?



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esquared
Anandtech Forum Director

 

[EliteRetard]

I happen to know an extrovert ladies man that was very thrilled to get this. It'll be predominately displayed along with all his other tacky love shack stuff. He was previously using something from blues clues I think.

 

[Charlie98]

He was previously using something from blues clues I think.

Woah, there! Don't be messing with Blue!

 

[EliteRetard]

Not sure if that's a reference to something...but I'm pretty sure he's not getting rid of blue, that's one of his favorites.

 

[Charlie98]

Not sure if that's a reference to something...

Not at all... Blue's Clues rocks!

 

[Homerboy]

James Franco
30 Rock

I JUST watched this episode last night.

 

[EliteRetard]

James Franco
30 Rock

I JUST watched this episode last night.

Don't know anything about the show, but imagine how much cooler that would've been with a maid pigeon on there instead of a bikini girl.

 

[zinfamous]

This seems relevant:

Based on the dimensions HB offers I think this is roughly the size you'd be looking at.

lol! so awesome.

so, these are those marrying-age pillows, right? I'd hate to get tossed in jail for purchasing one of these.

 

[EliteRetard]

These are about as illegal as an iPhone cookie.