[DEAD]65,000 Volt Stun Gun

[Pardus]

65,000 Volt Stun Gun

Price: $19.99. $5.00 ship. Not available in all states-see below. WARNING: THIS IS NOT A TOY.

Happy Halloween! Today we offer something truly Shocking! This Stun gun is NOT a toy and will immobilize a person for several minutes. It offers 65,000 volts of power and will make a great gift for anyone that is concerned about personal security. It offers a small slim design. Dimensions are 4.75 X 2.31 X 1. Shipping is 5 bucks for 1 or 1000!

This hand-held electronic device produces a high-voltage pulse that can immobilize a person for several minutes with no permanent damage in most cases. It is powered by an ordinary 9-volt battery, which supplies power to a circuit containing transformers, oscillators, capacitors, and electrodes. The transformers increase the voltage in the circuit to 65,000 Volts and reduce the current proportionally. The oscillators fluctuate the current to produce a specific pulse frequency, and the current charges the capacitors. Pressing the electrodes to a person's body releases high-voltage electrical energy at a frequency pattern designed to interfere with the neurological impulses that travel through the human body to control voluntary muscle movement.

See you tonight at Midnight!

NOTE - We cannot offer this deal in the following areas.


STATES WHERE STUN GUNS ARE RESTRICTED:
HAWAII
MASSACHUSETTS
MICHIGAN
NEW JERSEY
NEW YORK
RHODE ISLAND
WISCONSIN
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CITIES WHERE STUN GUNS ARE RESTRICTED:
ANNAPOLIS, MD
BALTIMORE, MD
BALTIMORE COUNTY, MD
CHICAGO, IL
DENSION / CRAWFORD COUNTY, IA (*According to Sheriff Tom Hogan*)
DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA
PHILADELPHIA

 

[Dazed and Confused]

Oh jesus, this is what we need -.-

 

[dakels]

Here is a good link of stun gun laws and information.
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enjoy?

 

[Baked]

In for 2.

 

[scruffypup]

A great deal!!!

I wonder how easy it would be to mod one for more juice,.....

 

[nobodyknows]

Originally posted by: Baked
In for 2.

One for each hand? :laugh:

 

[Gonad the Barbarian]

If you are really looking for one then one of these might be a better deal.

http://www.cheaperthandirt.com...isting.aspx?catid=1121

 

[krylon]

DONT TASE ME BRO

 

[Dazed and Confused]

WARNING ! The following content is not suitable for male audiences or people with weak hearts. AnandTech and Dazed and Confused will not be held responsible for symathetic pains induced by the following video. Should you be curious enough to view the included content . . . . you were warned. If however you happen to be a sadistic female hellbent on getting even with the male species for whatever reason, then this content may be for you but be aware that the aliance of Masses Empowering Nudity is watching your every move and your actions are being recorded. Also, should you have any atractive female siblings that are totally into men, can you give them my number?



Question :
How do you bring a man to his knees?

Answer :
Taser to the balls.

 

[hank01]

Best part of that video is that is a cop getting the ball shock!

 

[imported_okiepc]

I can suprise the wife with this lil gizmo

okiepc

 

[thecoolnessrune]

Aw man, they're illegal in my SO's state >_>

 

[Dazed and Confused]

Originally posted by: okiepc
I can suprise the wife with this lil gizmo

okiepc

Not as much as she'll suprise you with it when she uses it on you

" Here honey, I got you thZZZMMMMMYYYYYYYYYBBBBAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLSSSSSSAAAAAAP !!!"

 

[Eric62]

LOL. That was awesome

 

[darom]

That vendor takes its sweet time to ship merchandise out. Ordered a week ago (paypal'ed them the funds), just today I got a shipment notice.