Hilarious.
NEW YORK (AP) -- David Wells was ``half-drunk'' when he pitched a perfect game for the New York Yankees in 1998.
In an upcoming autobiography, the New York Yankees pitcher recounts getting drunk at a ``Saturday Night Live'' cast party that ended in the early hours of the day he pitched against Minnesota.
``As of this writing, 15 men in the history of organized baseball have ever thrown a perfect game,'' he writes in galleys of the book. ``Only one of those men did it half-drunk, with bloodshot eyes, monster breath and a raging, skull-rattling hangover. That would be me.''