David Hasselhoff is drunk

[NFS4]

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/05/david_hasselhoff_drunk_video.php

This is video of David Hasselhoff completely drunk and slurring his words at his Las Vegas home. It was taken by his 16-year-old daughter Taylor three months ago, and in it you can hear her begging him not to drink anymore or he'll be fired from his show. David released this statement in response to the video:

"I am a recovering alcoholic. Despite that I have been going through a painful divorce and I have recently been separated from my children due to my work, I have been successfully dealing with my issue. Unfortunately, one evening I did have a brief relapse, but part of recovery is relapse. Because of my honest and positive relationship with my daughters who were concerned for my well being there was a tape made that night to show me what I was like. I have seen the tape. I have learned from it and I am back on my game. I thank God for the love and concern from my daughters. The tape was never meant to become public, but got into the hands of individuals who are not worthy of mentioning, who maliciously released the tape for their own self purpose. I hope that someone else will learn from the tape, as I have."

As much as I want to rip on The Hoff, this is just incredibly sad. Like the time I was standing outside all alone, looking through the window of a family opening presents on Christmas morning. And there was a guy behind me playing the violin. And it was raining. And also I was an orphan. And my pet dog had just died. Did I mention I was also missing a leg? Because I was also missing a leg. Ahh, the memories.

 

[Howard]

Why doesn't he thank his daughters for their love and concern?

 

[Black88GTA]

Originally posted by: Howard
Why doesn't he thank his daughters for their love and concern?

Because he's drunk, silly

 

[Analog]

Why is this significant?

 

[leftyman]

mmm drunk

 

[Hyperlite]

good morning!

 

[moshquerade]

it's sad to see someone fall off the wagon, but at least he recognizes he has a problem.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
it's sad to see someone fall off the wagon, but at least he recognizes he has a problem.

Jerry: Oh, wait a second, I believe we have a heckler ladies and gentlemen. Hey Dick I don't know what your problem is. It's not my fault you're back on the wagon.

Dick: It's off the wagon.

Jerry: In the old days how do you think they got the alcohol from town to town?

Dick: I don't know.

Jerry: On the wagon. Don't you think they broke into a couple of those bottles along the way?

Dick: You can't drink on a wagon it would be too bumpy.

Jerry: They had smooth trails. What about the Cumberland Gap?

Dick: What the hell do you know about wagons?

Jerry: I know enough not to get on them.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: leftyman
mmm drunk

:thumbsup:

 

[clamum]

Obligatory

 

[Gravity]

Watched the vid today. Terribly sad. The person that submitted it should be well...er...well, they should be beat down....yea, that would work.

Get better Hoff!

Gravity

 

[Mermaidman]

Originally posted by: Analog
Why is this significant?

Because millions of Germans are shattered and disillusioned. How else could you explain Dirk Nowitzki's impotence in the playoffs?

I actually feel sorry for the Hoff.

 

[TallBill]

Bleh, I could care less about people that I don't know.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: TallBill
Bleh, I could care less about people that I don't know.

Military seems like a strange career choice. You're risking your life for people you don't know.

 

[Boo Boo]

how many reposts do we need?