LOL! He's doing a skit about what happens if black people got reparations.
From the NYSE:
Cadillac has sold 3,000,000 Escalades, just this afternoon.
Gold prices are up, diamonds are up, chicken is up, but watermellon is surpisingly flat.
Oil barrels are selling at an all time low, while fried chicken is up to $600 a bucket.
Fubu is the worlds largest corporation after merging with KFC.

From the NYSE:
Cadillac has sold 3,000,000 Escalades, just this afternoon.
Gold prices are up, diamonds are up, chicken is up, but watermellon is surpisingly flat.
Oil barrels are selling at an all time low, while fried chicken is up to $600 a bucket.
Fubu is the worlds largest corporation after merging with KFC.