Dave Chapelle pwns my bones...

[Orsorum]

He is one of the funniest standup comics I've ever heard!

--"Bob, who you voting for?"
--"Dave Dave Dave . . . slow down there . . . so anyway, I was fvcking my wife in the ass . . ."
--"But who are you voting for?"
--"Geez, I'm talking about fvcking my wife, and you go off and ask about something personal."
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[Judgement]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
He is one of the funniest standup comics I've ever heard!

--"Bob, who you voting for?"
--"Dave Dave Dave . . . slow down there . . . so anyway, I was fvcking my wife in the ass . . ."
--"But who are you voting for?"
--"Geez, I'm talking about fvcking my wife, and you go off and ask about something personal."
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lol yea he's genius imo

 

[GasX]

IYAM REECH BEEYATCH!!

 

[stormbv]

I liked The Real Real World on his tv show.

 

[GasX]

that was classic

"But you stabbed my dad!"

"Sorry, but it's time for you to go..."

 

[stormbv]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
that was classic

"But you stabbed my dad!"

"Sorry, but it's time for you to go..."

lol..."When you pee, make sure you pee sittin' down!"

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
He is one of the funniest standup comics I've ever heard!

--"Bob, who you voting for?"
--"Dave Dave Dave . . . slow down there . . . so anyway, I was fvcking my wife in the ass . . ."
--"But who are you voting for?"
--"Geez, I'm talking about fvcking my wife, and you go off and ask about something personal."
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lol. killing them softly. great comedy routine. imma watch the dvd when i get home now.

 

[Red]

Yes, Real World skit was the best....

"Get me a Banana Cognac, b!tch!"

 

[Huz]

Originally posted by: stormbv
I liked The Real Real World on his tv show.

LOL that was so funny I was crying.

I've tried to explain it to people that haven't seen it but it just doesn't translate. You gotta see it first hand.

 

[SammyBoy]

I saw dave live at northeastern a couple years ago.

lol

funniest live show evar.

he ran out of material and was talking about how he wanted a cigarette, and he ran out of weed. Someone in the audience in the way back offered to smoke him up after the show, he was trying to sneakily say yes, lol. Then he took the cigarette someone offered him, and when the theater staff said he had to put it out cuz it was a fire hazard he pretended it was part of his act and he started dancing and making shapes with the smoke.

DAVE is SO funnae!