Daughter calls the cops on Mom & Dad in the middle of getting it on

[Queasy]

Link - ahahahaha. Imagine the stories this little girl is going to have to endure growing up.

"Oh, let me tell you what your wife did to us when she was a little girl."

NEW CASTLE ? A report of a family fight Wednesday afternoon in New Castle didn't turn out to be what police expected.
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A nine-year-old girl called 911 after she awoke from a nap and heard her mother screaming. She went to her mother's bedroom and thought her mother was being attacked.

Turns out, her parents were just enjoying marital relations.

But the New Castle Police Department responded to the little girl's call, and even filed a report, noting "Mom and Daddy were involved in a romantic moment and daughter mistook them as fighting."

 

[Lash444]

If I was the dad, I would have posed Captain Morgan's style for this article.

 

[Auric]

Daddy's stabbing mommy with a pork sword.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: Auric
Daddy's stabbing mommy with a pork sword.

LOL

 

[TruePaige]

I have this strange feeling I've read a very similar thread.

 

[djheater]

They should get medals of honor and a parade.

After more than 9 years still being able to have sex that wakes up people in other parts of the house is quite an accomplishment.

 

[SnipeMasterJ13]

Originally posted by: Lash444
If I was the dad, I would have posed Captain Morgan's style for this article.

x2

 

[Darkstar757]

Originally posted by: Auric
Daddy's stabbing mommy with a pork sword.

LMAO!

 

[Captante]

:laugh:

 

[JakwoW]

Originally posted by: Queasy
Link - ahahahaha. Imagine the stories this little girl is going to have to endure growing up.

"Oh, let me tell you what your wife did to use when she was a little girl."

NEW CASTLE ? A report of a family fight Wednesday afternoon in New Castle didn't turn out to be what police expected.
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A nine-year-old girl called 911 after she awoke from a nap and heard her mother screaming. She went to her mother's bedroom and thought her mother was being attacked.

Turns out, her parents were just enjoying marital relations.

But the New Castle Police Department responded to the little girl's call, and even filed a report, noting "Mom and Daddy were involved in a romantic moment and daughter mistook them as fighting."

Ah . . . euphemisms.

 

[sonoma1993]

lol, gave me a good laugh

 

[OutHouse]

damn thats funny. im sure the parents are the talk of the neighborhood. kinda hard to hide police cars in front of their house with the lights flashing then reading this.... hehehe most embarrassing.

 

[Q]

Daggum

 

[Engineer]

Originally posted by: Auric
Daddy's stabbing mommy with a pork sword.

:laugh:

Donny Baker: Let's have a threesome - you, me, and this here pork!

 

[jjones]

I guess it's time for that talk.

 

[Wheezer]

Originally posted by: Auric
Daddy's stabbing mommy with a pork sword.

LMAO...I really need to stop drinking while reading ATOT....I just got Mt. Dew all over my monitor......good one.

 

[MegaVovaN]

Originally posted by: Wheezer

Originally posted by: Auric
Daddy's stabbing mommy with a pork sword.

LMAO...I really need to stop drinking while reading ATOT....I just got Mt. Dew all over my monitor......good one.

again?

lol @ op

 

[Vehemence]

:camera:s of mom required.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Apparently the beef bus is the best ride in tuna town.

 

[Alyx]

Originally posted by: SnipeMasterJ13

Originally posted by: Lash444
If I was the dad, I would have posed Captain Morgan's style for this article.

x2

Haha!

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Wheezer

Originally posted by: Auric
Daddy's stabbing mommy with a pork sword.

LMAO...I really need to stop drinking while reading ATOT....I just got Mt. Dew all over my monitor......good one.

Thank god it was only Mt Dew this time.


"You've got white out all over your screen..."