Dating a girl is like owning a dog...

[StormRider]

The problem with your analogy is that most guys will fart in front of their dogs but won't fart in front of their dates...

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: agnitrate
I don't get it. This isn't a good joke day for me. They must be over my head or something.

-silver

Nothing to get. I went and got some Pizza rolls out of my microwave. And my dog followed me, and then I thought back to an X-girlfriend I had. As soon as I ate the last pizza roll the dog was gone, something more interesting going on somewhere. So will a girl split like that on you as well, as soon as the money/good looks/whatever the reason for her being with you is- is gone, does she then leave?

How would you know? One would have to possess at least one of those attributes to talk from experience.

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: agnitrate
I don't get it. This isn't a good joke day for me. They must be over my head or something.

-silver

Nothing to get. I went and got some Pizza rolls out of my microwave. And my dog followed me, and then I thought back to an X-girlfriend I had. As soon as I ate the last pizza roll the dog was gone, something more interesting going on somewhere. So will a girl split like that on you as well, as soon as the money/good looks/whatever the reason for her being with you is- is gone, does she then leave?

How would you know? One would have to possess at least one of those attributes to talk from experience.

I have the "whatever" attributes.


*edit* I like your sig Red Dawn 🙂

 

[j@cko]

it rili depends on what type of relationship you are in and what kind of partner you have. Therefore, your statement is quite seriously flawed.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Yeeny

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Somehow I think your analogy is lacking something. I just can't quite put my finger on it, though.

Replace "food" with "money", and you have an accurate description for a significant percentage of women.

Replace food with eighteen year old hooters, and you have an accurate description for a significant percentage of men.

😉

Replace eighteen year old hooters with 26 year old sexy nurse, and you get one specific guy.. 😉

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

Owning dogs are a hell of alot less stress. If I find a dog that can cook and clean, I'd be happy.

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: amnesiac
/me adds vote for "Stupidest post of the year."

 

[Glitchny]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Somehow I think your analogy is lacking something. I just can't quite put my finger on it, though.

agreed

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: j@cko
it rili depends on what type of relationship you are in and what kind of partner you have. Therefore, your statement is quite seriously flawed.

haha dude, its just a statement that popped into my head.

 

[Yeeny]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: Yeeny

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Somehow I think your analogy is lacking something. I just can't quite put my finger on it, though.

Replace "food" with "money", and you have an accurate description for a significant percentage of women.

Replace food with eighteen year old hooters, and you have an accurate description for a significant percentage of men.

😉

Replace eighteen year old hooters with 26 year old sexy nurse, and you get one specific guy.. 😉

26?? who is the tramp, this 29 year olds gonna kick her ass!

😉

 

[wnied]

This is one of the most stupid joke threads made.

~wnied~