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DA's Fvcked Up Family Thanksgiving.

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DevilsAdvocate

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What is the appropriate response when your 24 year old female cousin shows everyone (including your sainted 90 year old grandmother) her tits at the dinner table?

How about when she (a licensed massage therapist) said that she is not above doing "a little extra" for money?

How about when she tells you a story about how she has a big bag of sex toys and she has taught her mom how to use them?

How about your gay uncle talking about his dating experiences, and telling my mom that he always wanted to give birth to his own child?

Fvcked up enough?

Yep... that's my life. Revel in my pain 😉
 
I can see the conversations about sex toys, going "the extra mile" as a message therapist, even the cooky uncle stories.... but why in god's name would you show your tits at the dinner table? 😕
 
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
What is the appropriate response when your 24 year old female cousin shows everyone (including your sainted 90 year old grandmother) her tits at the dinner table?

How about when she (a licensed massage therapist) said that she is not above doing "a little extra" for money?

How about when she tells you a story about how she has a big bag of sex toys and she has taught her mom how to use them?

How about your gay uncle talking about his dating experiences, and telling my mom that he always wanted to give birth to his own child?

Fvcked up enough?

Yep... that's my life. Revel in my pain 😉
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I think I need to come to your family gatherings.:laugh:
 
Originally posted by: geno
I can see the conversations about sex toys, going "the extra mile" as a message therapist, even the cooky uncle stories.... but why in god's name would you show your tits at the dinner table? 😕
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Can you milk me Greg?
 
Originally posted by: Bootprint
Originally posted by: geno
I can see the conversations about sex toys, going "the extra mile" as a message therapist, even the cooky uncle stories.... but why in god's name would you show your tits at the dinner table? 😕
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Can you milk me Greg?
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bwhahaha
 
It's about time your repressed family started opening up, if you folks had gotten this out sooner we wouldn't have to bring it up on Turkeyday. Let's use this opportunity for your people to all start sharing more of themselves throughout the year.
 
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: eakers
yeah did she get her nipples pierced or something? what was the context of the boob showage?
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Implants?
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She was telling everyone that she had no problem with public nudity. So she proved it - in from of my 90 year old grandmother, God, the dismembered turkey... everybody.

Kinda looked like the Michelin man with a nice set of low hanging hooters.
 
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: eakers
yeah did she get her nipples pierced or something? what was the context of the boob showage?
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Implants?
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She was telling everyone that she had no problem with public nudity. So she proved it - in from of my 90 year old grandmother, God, the dismembered turkey... everybody.

Kinda looked like the Michelin man with a nice set of low hanging hooters.
Click to expand...

Too bad their is not a vomit icon here.

 
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: eakers
yeah did she get her nipples pierced or something? what was the context of the boob showage?
Click to expand...

Implants?
Click to expand...

She was telling everyone that she had no problem with public nudity. So she proved it - in from of my 90 year old grandmother, God, the dismembered turkey... everybody.

Kinda looked like the Michelin man with a nice set of low hanging hooters.
Click to expand...

Lovely....I just sprayed hot tea all over my monitor
 
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
What is the appropriate response when your 24 year old female cousin shows everyone (including your sainted 90 year old grandmother) her tits at the dinner table?
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Pics? And you can't be sainted before you're dead.

How about when she (a licensed massage therapist) said that she is not above doing "a little extra" for money?
Click to expand...

Happy ending?

How about when she tells you a story about how she has a big bag of sex toys and she has taught her mom how to use them?
Click to expand...

That's pretty enlightened of her.

How about your gay uncle talking about his dating experiences, and telling my mom that he always wanted to give birth to his own child?
Click to expand...

The childbirth thing is a bit wierd, but why shouldn't he talk about his dating experiences?

Fvcked up enough?

Yep... that's my life. Revel in my pain 😉
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Sounds fairly normal to me.
 
Originally posted by: UsandThem
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: eakers
yeah did she get her nipples pierced or something? what was the context of the boob showage?
Click to expand...

Implants?
Click to expand...

She was telling everyone that she had no problem with public nudity. So she proved it - in from of my 90 year old grandmother, God, the dismembered turkey... everybody.

Kinda looked like the Michelin man with a nice set of low hanging hooters.
Click to expand...

Too bad their is not a vomit icon here.
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:Q
 
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
What is the appropriate response when your 24 year old female cousin shows everyone (including your sainted 90 year old grandmother) her tits at the dinner table?

How about when she (a licensed massage therapist) said that she is not above doing "a little extra" for money?

How about when she tells you a story about how she has a big bag of sex toys and she has taught her mom how to use them?

How about your gay uncle talking about his dating experiences, and telling my mom that he always wanted to give birth to his own child?

Fvcked up enough?

Yep... that's my life. Revel in my pain 😉
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Can we come over for Xmas dinner ?,lol, it must have been like watching a train wreck !

 
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
What is the appropriate response when your 24 year old female cousin shows everyone (including your sainted 90 year old grandmother) her tits at the dinner table?
Click to expand...

Pics? And you can't be sainted before you're dead.

How about when she (a licensed massage therapist) said that she is not above doing "a little extra" for money?
Click to expand...

Happy ending?

How about when she tells you a story about how she has a big bag of sex toys and she has taught her mom how to use them?
Click to expand...

That's pretty enlightened of her.

How about your gay uncle talking about his dating experiences, and telling my mom that he always wanted to give birth to his own child?
Click to expand...

The childbirth thing is a bit wierd, but why shouldn't he talk about his dating experiences?

Fvcked up enough?

Yep... that's my life. Revel in my pain 😉
Click to expand...

Sounds fairly normal to me.
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Ok - I have no problem with gay dating. None whatsoever. I even support gay marriage.

Having said that...

I don't think that it is appropriate to talk about going to the clubs, going home with a different guy every night, and talking about getting a pearl necklace.
 
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
I don't think that it is appropriate to talk about going to the clubs, going home with a different guy every night, and talking about getting a pearl necklace.
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Eeek. Visions of lemon party are going through my mind. 😕



 
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
What is the appropriate response when your 24 year old female cousin shows everyone (including your sainted 90 year old grandmother) her tits at the dinner table?

How about when she (a licensed massage therapist) said that she is not above doing "a little extra" for money?

How about when she tells you a story about how she has a big bag of sex toys and she has taught her mom how to use them?

How about your gay uncle talking about his dating experiences, and telling my mom that he always wanted to give birth to his own child?

Fvcked up enough?

Yep... that's my life. Revel in my pain 😉
Click to expand...

Can we come over for Xmas dinner ?,lol, it must have been like watching a train wreck !
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You're all invited.

Geekbabe is bringing the yams. 😉



 
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