Darwin Award Candidate!!

Rufio

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http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Southwest/05/18/texas.chemical.ap/index.html

Student drinks lab chemical on a dare
Youth found bleeding from nose and mouth in hallway
Tuesday, May 18, 2004 Posted: 10:16 AM EDT (1416 GMT)


ODESSA, Texas (AP) -- A student who drank a chemical from his high school lab on a dare was recovering in a hospital, but not before a scare.

The student drank the unidentified chemical on a bet at the school, said Nancy Smith, a UMC supervisor.

"We need to find out what it was from the toxicologist," Assistant Principal Ray Lascano said. "All of those materials belonged to one of the chemistry labs."

The student was found last Wednesday in a school hallway, bleeding from the nose and mouth.

The unidentified student, a junior at Odessa High School, was upgraded Monday from critical to satisfactory condition at University Medical Center in Lubbock.

Lascano, who talked with the youth's mother Monday afternoon, said swelling in his throat had receded enough for him to talk. The student was moved from the Lubbock hospital's intensive-care unit to the pediatric unit, he said.

Lascano said Ector County Independent School District officials were still investigating.
 

Amused

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One has to DIE to win the Darwin Award.

The point being, to die BEFORE breeding so their genes cannot be passed on.
 
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Originally posted by: Amused
One has to DIE to win the Darwin Award

Technically, it's "remove yourself from the gene pool" - the most common way is naturally death, but the guy who mangled his twig-and-berries trying to fsck a Dirt Devil also qualified.

- M4H
 

Amused

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Amused
One has to DIE to win the Darwin Award

Technically, it's "remove yourself from the gene pool" - the most common way is naturally death, but the guy who mangled his twig-and-berries trying to fsck a Dirt Devil also qualified.

- M4H

Yeah, that would be true as well.
 

Schadenfroh

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Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Amused
One has to DIE to win the Darwin Award

Technically, it's "remove yourself from the gene pool" - the most common way is naturally death, but the guy who mangled his twig-and-berries trying to fsck a Dirt Devil also qualified.

- M4H

Yeah, that would be true as well.


like the fumb duck that put his balls into the golf ball polisher and severed his scrotim
 

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Originally posted by: Nanotech
I wonder how many brain cells he destroyed?
that's a good question. A better question is, how many did he have before this incident?
 

skace

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Holy Hell. At my HS we had a kid who pissed himself in the class on a dare. But never in my life did I get the chance to see someone down a glass of random chemicals in chemistry class. I feel like I havn't truely lived. Albeit, I do recall some dumbass who kept sticking things in the socket of our chemistry desk.
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
He doesn't win the Darwin unless he's dead or sterile.

He's a definite candidate though. :D

- M4H

:beer: Teh Winnar!!!!
 

Rufio

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Originally posted by: halik
Originally posted by: Citrix
Ok my new peeve is saying Darwin award winner for a person that doesn?t die.

Im on your band wagon.

i support that notion... darwin award runner-up at best

you guys are so uptight!!!

ahahhahhahhahhaa

I have changed the title to reflect your anal-ness