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Moonbeam

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What seals the deal is that Michelle's kids look remarkable like her sister.
 
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Wait... you're no oxstew... but are you crazy like oxstew?

May I subscribe to your news letter?
 
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I thought Stewox was ATPN's official Alex Jones/Infowars shill?
 
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smackababy

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I actually wish this was true. That way, we can have a transgender in the white house and a "homomsexual"* president.


*I am of the firm belief that people attracted to transgenders are not homosexual. They are attracted to the features of the opposite gender, which isn't something homosexuals exhibit.
 
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Sonikku said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvuulZPbfBg

http://www.infowars.com/alex-jones-asks-is-michelle-obama-a-man/

I always knew there was something "off" about the Obama's. :hmm: This just seals it.
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My internet is a bit slow right now, and I started laughing when the image was slowly loading, showing her holding a card. I thought "oh god, is she holding a Man Card?" Sadly, she wasn't.

Conspiracy people don't know what testosterone and human growth hormone are:

irene-andersen.jpg
 
werepossum

werepossum

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Moonbeam said:
What seals the deal is that Michelle's kids look remarkable like her sister.
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If we accept that Barry O is gay and Michelle is a man, then her kids looking like her sister would imply that she impregnated her own sister. Um, wait - HE impregnated his own sister. Twice. Even Woody Allen isn't that fucked up. Oops, scratch that, forgot about artificial insemination. Wait - doesn't all this violate his Kenyan Muslim faith?

At this point I refuse to believe that Alex Jones is not just flat out fucking with people who should probably be a legally protected class for their own good.
 
Fanatical Meat

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Wait....wait.....maybe stewox IS Alex Jones!

My other theory is stew could be a North Korean propaganda guy. He's been suspiciously quiet since he outed himself as not being an American.
 
werepossum

werepossum

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Fanatical Meat said:
Wait....wait.....maybe stewox IS Alex Jones!

My other theory is stew could be a North Korean propaganda guy. He's been suspiciously quiet since he outed himself as not being an American.
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Pretty sure Alex Jones is too busy counting his money to play on Anandtech. I might believe that he pays someone to do so, except when you get that bizarro world people tend to happily promote you for free. The more ludicrous a theory, the more rabid are its advocates.
 
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werepossum said:
If we accept that Barry O is gay and Michelle is a man, then her kids looking like her sister would imply that she impregnated her own sister. Um, wait - HE impregnated his own sister. Twice. Even Woody Allen isn't that fucked up. Oops, scratch that, forgot about artificial insemination. Wait - doesn't all this violate his Kenyan Muslim faith?
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His children are trannies too. They just don't know it yet.
 
Newell Steamer

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This explains why Obama is shoving homosexuality down our thro,.... up our as,.., into our lives.
 
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brycejones

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The comments on info-wars are pure comedy gold.

BTW I think we've been able to establish by his own admission that stew is little more than a Putin mouthpiece. Just put the shill on ignore.
 
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brycejones said:
The comments on info-wars are pure comedy gold.
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It's really hard to tell which ones are serious.

"You people are seriously humor impaired. Alex is not being fully serious about this "issue", he's just playing around with it. On the other hand though, Barry really IS gay. He probably just married the most masculine looking woman he could find."

It seems really weird to assume Obama is gay. He doesn't really fit the stereotype.

From south park
http://thebacklot.mtvnimages.com/uploads/identify-i love you.jpg
 
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werepossum

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Newell Steamer said:
This explains why Obama is shoving homosexuality down our thro,.... up our as,.., into our lives.
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:D +1

Spungo said:
It's really hard to tell which ones are serious.

"You people are seriously humor impaired. Alex is not being fully serious about this "issue", he's just playing around with it. On the other hand though, Barry really IS gay. He probably just married the most masculine looking woman he could find."

It seems really weird to assume Obama is gay. He doesn't really fit the stereotype.

From south park
http://thebacklot.mtvnimages.com/uploads/identify-i love you.jpg
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Wait - are you saying that Obama isn't butch enough to be gay? lol

I don't find Michelle at all attractive personally, but I don't find her to be particularly masculine either. But then I'm, um, not really Infowars' target demographic.
 
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The whole ring/index finger thing (which is 1/2 the video)
is total falseness.
That being said..She looks pretty manly + has big hands,broad shoulders, and an Adam's apple.

I had teacher in High school (black woman) who had broad shoulders,chin hair,and chest hair.
She looked much more feminine than Michelle Obama.
It didn't help that that teacher wore low-neckline tops. D:
 
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ivwshane

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schmuckley said:
The whole ring/index finger thing (which is 1/2 the video)
is total falseness.
That being said..She looks pretty manly + has big hands,broad shoulders, and an Adam's apple.

I had teacher in High school (black woman) who had broad shoulders,chin hair,and chest hair.
She looked much more feminine than Michelle Obama.
It didn't help that that teacher wore low-neckline tops. D:
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It must have sucked to go to high school where your mom taught:p
 
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