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Dark Dungeons

Schadenfreude

Schadenfreude

Lifer
OKay, I admit it, the link was stolen from Shotgunsteve in the software forums, but it was too good to pass up. 😀

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disclaimer: yes, I realize that not all Christians aren't blithering idiots to this extent, and no, I"m not trying to start a flame war - this is obsurd idiocy at its best, regardless of creed. So don't start sh!t like that in this thread (please). I want this thread to remain unlocked so many people can enjoy(?) all its . . . uh . . . "entertainment value".
 
I have one of those tracts on my wall. Found it at a pay phone. In fact, there was one at every pay phone around my entire district... damn chrisdiots.
 
Wait a second...if I understand the instructions, all you have to do is play D&D, then you join a coven, and you can cast real spells? She cast a "mind bondage spell" on her dad and it totally screwed with his head, and he bought her $200.00 worth of stuff that he hated just the day before. Where do I sign up for THAT?
 
Originally posted by: hoyaguru
Wait a second...if I understand the instructions, all you have to do is play D&D, then you join a coven, and you can cast real spells? She cast a "mind bondage spell" on her dad and it totally screwed with his head, and he bought her $200.00 worth of stuff that he hated just the day before. Where do I sign up for THAT?
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Apparently IN HELL!!!

Duh duh DUH~!

That is all.
 
Originally posted by: Jehovah
Originally posted by: hoyaguru
Wait a second...if I understand the instructions, all you have to do is play D&D, then you join a coven, and you can cast real spells? She cast a "mind bondage spell" on her dad and it totally screwed with his head, and he bought her $200.00 worth of stuff that he hated just the day before. Where do I sign up for THAT?
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Apparently IN HELL!!!

Duh duh DUH~!

That is all.
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Thus spaketh the Lord God Jehovah. 😉
 
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
You forgot to include MST3K's take on it. 😀
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I like!!

Originally posted by: hoyaguru
Wait a second...if I understand the instructions, all you have to do is play D&D, then you join a coven, and you can cast real spells? She cast a "mind bondage spell" on her dad and it totally screwed with his head, and he bought her $200.00 worth of stuff that he hated just the day before. Where do I sign up for THAT?
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Yeah, seriously, that's what I always wondered!

So, I get supernatural powers...control over people's minds....and in RETURN...

I have to deal with a reasonably attractive goth girl in my life, and have weirdos I never really liked anyway commit suicide all around me?

Ummmm....SOUNDS GOOD, YES!!!
 
Originally posted by: dderidex
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
You forgot to include MST3K's take on it. 😀
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I like!!

Originally posted by: hoyaguru
Wait a second...if I understand the instructions, all you have to do is play D&D, then you join a coven, and you can cast real spells? She cast a "mind bondage spell" on her dad and it totally screwed with his head, and he bought her $200.00 worth of stuff that he hated just the day before. Where do I sign up for THAT?
Click to expand...

Yeah, seriously, that's what I always wondered!

So, I get supernatural powers...control over people's minds....and in RETURN...

I have to deal with a reasonably attractive goth girl in my life, and have weirdos I never really liked anyway commit suicide all around me?

Ummmm....SOUNDS GOOD, YES!!!
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Why cast Mind Bondage on her dad to get him to buy her miniatures? She could just cast it on the store clerk and make them give the stuff to her. :evil:
 
Since its OT its OK for me to say this right?

Christianity is responsible for a LOT more deaths than any game.
And SUV's.
And guns.
And drugs.
And music.

Combined

And in general, the ability to ignore your own failings and point the fingers at others is what allowed some of the most horrific destruction (in history) to continue unchecked.
 
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