Dangit, I just got a ticket!

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So I was on this little back road near my house in podunk WA, and some fat popo pulls up behind me and pulls me over. Said I was doing 64 in a 35. I called him a fat idiot because he was, and because there was no one else around. I mean, why should I have to obey the law if there's no one else around, right?

So, I'm going to go to court and try and fight it. My insurance is already through the roof (stupid companies, always trying to screw ya!) because of a few other tickets the stupid cops forced on me.
 
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Lifer
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Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
thats a piss poor excuse of a parody thread. Sign here. You'll need to set a court date...
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I didn't know I could get arrested for it. :(

Please have mercy on me, Mr. Moderator. I'll do things for you.

Or to you. :evil:
 
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Lifer
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Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
thats a piss poor excuse of a parody thread. Sign here. You'll need to set a court date...
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I didn't know I could get arrested for it. :(

Please have mercy on me, Mr. Moderator. I'll do things for you.

Or to you. :evil:
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:eek:
 
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IBuyUFO

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I gave you a 1 in your user rating for the bad joke. It had really bad delivery and to top it off it was not believable!
 
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Originally posted by: IBuyUFO
I gave you a 1 in your user rating for the bad joke. It had really bad delivery and to top it off it was not believable!
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Compared to some of the other dumbass fools who post crap like this for real, I dispute your claim of unbelievability.

:p
 
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