Dang my room is a mess....I've got computer parts EVERYWHERE!

Literati

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You are fat ugly and out of shape. You need a haircut and you live like a dirtbag. You have the look of a rat caught in the middle of going through garbage. Your health is terrible, your skin is pale, your hairy and repulsive. Your breath probably stinks of old Dorito's and those disgusting onion ring things that come in bright green bags.

Is that what you were looking for? Great. Close this.
 
Oct 9, 1999
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the ninja one you posted earlier was good, but don't over do it.


the sh1t i just took on my lunch had more importance than this thread
 
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Wow. If I ever get anywhere near that fat, I want someone to put a gun to my head (and I say this being somewhat overweight right now...)