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Dane Cook Funny MO FO!

Originally posted by: slick230
"there is a smell of sh!t in the vicinity of the coats!"
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:laugh:

"oh my gawd dane, there was a fire down the street from my house. there was like a thousand firefighters out there!"
"no there was not! thats way too many firefighters. they'd all be out there bumping into each other 'what the f*ck are we doing out here guys?!'. there's like a thousand of us, who called a thousand of us?!"
 
it's a treat to see him live.

guys/gals should really download his live stuff as his facial expression/hand movements/various manurisms (sp) really take his comedy to another level.

He is one of my favorite comics, it not the favorite.
 
Originally posted by: anxi80
Originally posted by: slick230
"there is a smell of sh!t in the vicinity of the coats!"
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:laugh:

"oh my gawd dane, there was a fire down the street from my house. there was like a thousand firefighters out there!"
"no there was not! thats way too many firefighters. they'd all be out there bumping into each other 'what the f*ck are we doing out here guys?!'. there's like a thousand of us, who called a thousand of us?!"
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LOL.

"I just woke up. I took like a 100 hour nap"
"Bullsh!t. A 100 hour nap is like a coma. If you would have said "I just woke up from a coma" I could follow this conversation better"
 
"Bee's..Fvck Bee's" "Not without Coops" "This tire hit hunted Mary down, this tire MURDERED Mary" "I was in my Kitchen washing a Dish"

My friends and I are always quoting this guy.
 
Originally posted by: slick230
"I just woke up. I took like a 100 hour nap"
"Bullsh!t. A 100 hour nap is like a coma. If you would have said "I just woke up from a coma" I could follow this conversation better"
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hahaha. i was dying at this part:

"when you are going to see another person's cash and prizes for the first time... the first time you're going to see the other person's downtown bonaza. so you check it out and hope that its nice, and she pulled down her underwear and im happy to say she had a nice situation, thats what i call it.

ok, lets be honest, because some girls... bad situation! horrible situation to be in. i dont like if a girl has a lot of lips, it looks like a box of cow tongues all jammed up. looks like a high school play curtain that you cant get out of. but she had a nice *fa-shwing*, excellent situation. if it was a cottage, id rent it for the summer."
 
Originally posted by: anxi80
Originally posted by: slick230
"I just woke up. I took like a 100 hour nap"
"Bullsh!t. A 100 hour nap is like a coma. If you would have said "I just woke up from a coma" I could follow this conversation better"
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hahaha. i was dying at this part:

"when you are going to see another person's cash and prizes for the first time... the first time you're going to see the other person's downtown bonaza. so you check it out and hope that its nice, and she pulled down her underwear and im happy to say she had a nice situation, thats what i call it.

ok, lets be honest, because some girls... bad situation! horrible situation to be in. i dont like if a girl has a lot of lips, it looks like a box of cow tongues all jammed up. looks like a high school play curtain that you cant get out of. but she had a nice *fa-shwing*, excellent situation. if it was a cottage, id rent it for the summer."
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HAHA!

"You have a stinky pvssy."
"You have a smelly sack."

LOLOLOL
 
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