Dan Ratherisms

[daveshel]

I didn't intend to tune in CBS, but there it was.

Bush's lead is "thin as November ice."

 

[T2T III]

"I am an idiot for working for the Can't Believe Shait Network" - Dan Rather

 

[dmcowen674]

He said "The Election is Hotter than the Devils Anvil"

:roll:

 

[dmcowen674]

" It won't mean a thing unless they get the swings"

:roll:

 

[daveshel]

"It won't mean a thing if they don't get those swing states."

 

[daveshel]

You're quicker than me.

 

[Gravity]

He has writers, btw, nothing he says is original.

Cue cards.

 

[T2T III]

Originally posted by: Gravity
He has writers, btw, nothing he says is original.

Cue cards.

Question is - are the writers more Liberal than Dan himself?

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: daveshel
You're quicker than me.

Don't worry, I'll slow down a bit after another 2 brewski's, on number 4 now.

 

[daveshel]

Originally posted by: dmcowen674

Originally posted by: daveshel
You're quicker than me.

Don't worry, I'll slow down a bit after another 2 brewski's, on number 4 now.

I have to go get some after Seinfeld ends, so cover Dan for me untel I get back.

 

[dmcowen674]

"Only votes talk, everything else walks"

:roll:

 

[dmcowen674]

"Bush is sweeping through the midwest like a big combine"

:roll:

 

[dmcowen674]

"A Tachacardia inducing Race"

:roll:

 

[dmcowen674]

"Our Coverage is like White on Rice"

:roll:

 

[Tylanner]

my god lol

 

[ElFenix]

heh looks like i need to turn on CBS

 

[Chadder007]

Man .....he is freaking Hillarious!!!11

 

[Winchester]

Rather = Traitor

Dan Rather makes baby Jesus cry.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: dmcowen674
"Our Coverage is like White on Rice"

:roll:

You're making this up, right?

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: dmcowen674
"Our Coverage is like White on Rice"

:roll:

You're making this up, right?

I typed these as he said them.

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

Rather said this earlier: "Were going to need Billy Crystal to Analyze This." :missing puke emoticon;

After a string of similar observations made me further ill, I changed channels.

Reminds me why I don't usually watch the talking heads.

 

[daveshel]

"Beehive state is a bee hive for George Bush."

 

[daveshel]

"...win his pot of Golden State delegates in california."

 

[daveshel]

"Let me italicize underscore put in all caps..."

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

daveshel. You are a glutton for punishment.