Damnit, it finally happened

[BrunoPuntzJones]

I knew this day one come. The sunsabitchez.

Now 20% larger!

Get 30% more free!

Now twice as thick!

Now toilet paper rolls are so damn big they no longer fit on the holder. And when they do it's so freaking tight it won't roll. I knew this day would come. Happens with my favorites, Charmin and Quilted Northern 🙁

On the Charmin I have to spin the roll like 20 times to remove enough paper for it to fit. Really pisses me down :|

 

[MaxDSP]

replace them with seashells

 

[ohtwell]

Why not just but the regular, single, rolls instead of the double roll?


: ) Amanda

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
replace them with seashells

Hahahahahahahaha!!! 😀

I never understood how those things worked.


: ) Amanda

 

[iamme]

it's just toilet paper, dude 🙂

put it on top of the roll, until it gets small enough to fit on it 🙂

 

[ManSnake]

Use your hands, you have your hands for a reason!

 

[Azraele]

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
replace them with seashells

Hahahahahahahaha!!! 😀

I never understood how those things worked.


: ) Amanda

Me neither. 😛

 

[HappyPuppy]

Place roll on top of toilet. When needed, insert two fingers into roll. Hold vertically, with your hand on top. Move TP roll in circular motion until enough is hanging down. Tear off and blow your nose.

 

[zsouthboy]

NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo000000000000000000000000000000000000OOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[thraxes]

So the problem is basically "I am cornholio, I need SMALLER TP for my bunghole" 🙂

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Originally posted by: ohtwell
Why not just but the regular, single, rolls instead of the double roll?


: ) Amanda

To explain would be more information than you would want to know 🙁

 

[wnied]

Get an industrial sized roll holder. Cause you can never have enough poop paper.

A happy man is a regular man.😉
~wnied~

 

[datalink7]

I knew this day one come. The sunsabitchez.
Now 20% larger!
Get 30% more free!
Now twice as thick!

Am I the only person who, up to this point in his post, thought he was talking about those penis enhancement ads?

😱

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: thraxes
So the problem is basically "I am cornholio, I need SMALLER TP for my bunghole" 🙂

😀 😀