Damn you Jesus!!!

[JoeKing]

So I nuke a burrito for breakfast (healthy huh?) and I start to make my little dipping concoction (ranch mixed with a ton of tabasco sauce... even gooder!) when suddenly the entire bottle of hidden valley ranch comes pouring out and covers the entire plate. See the bottle was the squeeze type, but somehow the plastic part that makes the bottle a squeezer got stuck to the top of the lid.



Now I'm out of Ranch :|

 

[icejunkie]

:camera:s

 

[meltdown75]

:thumbsup:

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: icejunkie
:camera:s

I've already washed it off in disgust

 

[akubi]

jesus loves you

:roll:

 

[40Hands]

Whats worse is when you expect there to be one of the nozzles in the top of the bottle but the brand you bought does not have one. Why make a plastic "squeeze" bottle with no nozzle?!?!

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: akubi
jesus loves you

:roll:

he must really love Ranch.

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

pwn3d

 

[MaxDepth]

You deserved it. But I forgive you, pal!

 

[GprophetB]

atleast you didnt pull a mustard man and dump it all over yourself.

thats too bad though.

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: BroeBo
Whats worse is when you expect there to be one of the nozzles in the top of the bottle but the brand you bought does not have one. Why make a plastic "squeeze" bottle with no nozzle?!?!

I was also squeezing expecting there to be some resistence. I would boycott Hidden Valley, but their Ranch is the best.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: JoeKing
So I nuke a burrito for breakfast (healthy huh?) and I start to make my little dipping concoction (ranch mixed with a ton of tabasco sauce... even gooder!) when suddenly the entire bottle of hidden valley ranch comes pouring out and covers the entire plate. See the bottle was the squeeze type, but somehow the plastic part that makes the bottle a squeezer got stuck to the top of the lid.



Now I'm out of Ranch :|

don't blame the big guy

and see my sig. burritos own jou.

 

[cliftonite]

haha

 

[EagleKeeper]

If the top came off, then you should be able to put the effort in to refill the bottle with the excess that you will not use.

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: EagleKeeper
If the top came off, then you should be able to put the effort in to refill the bottle with the excess that you will not use.

I already considered the Ranch contaminated...

 

[nakedfrog]

Hahahaha...

 

[Biggerhammer]

You need something a wee bit more important before you scream crisis.

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: JoeKing
Damn you Jesus!!!

Ah, I love the smell of blasphemy in the morning...

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: JoeKing
Damn you Jesus!!!

Ah, I love the smell of blasphemy in the morning...

I thought the juxtaposition of the wording would be funny.

Jesus understands

 

[NTB]

Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
pwn3d

by a bottle of salad dressing...it's gonna be a long day

Nate

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: JoeKing

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: JoeKing
Damn you Jesus!!!

Ah, I love the smell of blasphemy in the morning...

I thought the juxtaposition of the wording would be funny.

Jesus understands

 

[2cpuminimum]

This is a common problem in the Ranch dressing industry, except they don't consider it a problem since it means you now have to buy more ranch.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: JoeKing
Damn you Jesus!!!

Ah, I love the smell of blasphemy in the morning...

Blasphemy kicks ass!