DAMN YOU, Cracklin' Oat Bran!

Hossenfeffer

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Oh, Cracklin' Oat Bran, how I enjoy your sweet crunchy goodness....


Cracked/Broke a molar while eating some cereal. I deduced this by noticing I had less of a tooth (though now notably jagged) after eating said crunchiness.

Anybody know a decent dentist in or around the Seattle area that can/will do a sliding fee scale and or barter?
 

DaveSimmons

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I broke a tooth once eating a freaking jellybean

... but most likely because my old dentist had damaged the tooth while replacing a filling :|


Sorry, the only dentist I trust is in Bellevue (cost++ and no barter)
 

Gurck

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Eat Kashi Go-Lean instead. Easier on the teeth, and man, when you really want to be alone, there's nothing better...
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: Hossenfeffer
Oh, Cracklin' Oat Bran, how I enjoy your sweet crunchy goodness....


Cracked/Broke a molar while eating some cereal. I deduced this by noticing I had less of a tooth (though now notably jagged) after eating said crunchiness.

Anybody know a decent dentist in or around the Seattle area that can/will do a sliding fee scale and or barter?

1800-dentist
 

Hossenfeffer

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Originally posted by: akodi
dentists barter???

I would have never thought to ask, but I've heard of stranger things. I'm usually willing to look into some computer work, theatre tickets of shows I'm in, etc.
 

Bryophyte

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Originally posted by: Gurck
Eat Kashi Go-Lean instead. Easier on the teeth, and man, when you really want to be alone, there's nothing better...

Nothing like the high fiber and soy in Kashi Go-Fart Crunch to scare off the children and small animals in your neighborhood. :thumbsup:
 

OutHouse

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when you go to the dentist. when he starts to work on your mouth make a fist and put it between his legs. when he ask what you are doing tell him that neither of you are going to get hurt are we?
 

Hossenfeffer

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Originally posted by: Citrix
when you go to the dentist. when he starts to work on your mouth make a fist and put it between his legs. when he ask what you are doing tell him that neither of you are going to get hurt are we?

Hehe. :D
 

jdini76

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Wait... You didn't realize your tooth was broken until after you were done? Where did the broken part go? Did you chew it up and eat it unknowingly?!!!
 

Hossenfeffer

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Originally posted by: jdini76
Wait... You didn't realize your tooth was broken until after you were done? Where did the broken part go? Did you chew it up and eat it unknowingly?!!!

No clue... assuming I swallowed it. That cracklin' oat bran is quite cracklin', after all. Damn its goodness, by crackie!
 

dullard

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Cracklin is the best cereal ever. I always keep a box of it on my work desk and just was snacking on it 30 minutes ago. Anyone that I've ever gave it to has said that it instantly was their favorite cereal. And the fiber makes it a healthy meal as well. Never thought it was crunchy enough for tooth breakage though. Your tooth must have already been cracked.
 

CPA

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Originally posted by: Hossenfeffer
Originally posted by: jdini76
Wait... You didn't realize your tooth was broken until after you were done? Where did the broken part go? Did you chew it up and eat it unknowingly?!!!

No clue... assuming I swallowed it. That cracklin' oat bran is quite cracklin', after all. Damn its goodness, by crackie!

Should have mixed it up with some Capn Crunch, then you could have tore up the top of your mouth too.
 

Corn

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Originally posted by: Gurck
Eat Kashi Go-Lean instead. Easier on the teeth, and man, when you really want to be alone, there's nothing better...

Ain't that the truth!!! LOL

Right now I'm enjoying some Post Honey Nut shredded wheat. Very tasty, even dry.