Damn wife... >:(

[Fritzo]

Sunday morning I got up early to go fishing, quietly dressed, made my
lunch, and tip-toed into the garage. I hooked up the boat to the truck and
proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50
mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered
that the weather would be bad all day.

I then went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and
whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 15 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is
out fishing in that?"

 

[phoenix79]

old

 

[DannyLove]

lol

 

[SunnyD]

Ha ha ha... wait.

 

[ohtwell]

Hahahahahaha! She thought you were just her "boy toy on the side". All of us wives have them!


: ) Amanda

 

[buck]

lame

 

[Platypus]

you should use gmail; it will tag spam emails for you.

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: ohtwell
Hahahahahaha! She thought you were just her "boy toy on the side". All of us wives have them!


: ) Amanda

We do? :Q I mean...

We do!

 

[Krazy4Real]

ugh

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: AreaCode707

We do? :Q I mean...

We do!

Of course we do! But none of you are allowed to tell aves. I think he'd be jealous! :Q


: ) Amanda

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: ohtwell
Hahahahahaha! She thought you were just her "boy toy on the side". All of us wives have them!


: ) Amanda

:shocked:

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: AreaCode707

We do? :Q I mean...

We do!

Of course we do! But none of you are allowed to tell aves. I think he'd be jealous! :Q


: ) Amanda

I'd say don't tell linuxboy, but I think he knows that Orsorum is my boytoy on the side. :heart:

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: AreaCode707

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: AreaCode707

We do? :Q I mean...

We do!

Of course we do! But none of you are allowed to tell aves. I think he'd be jealous! :Q


: ) Amanda

I'd say don't tell linuxboy, but I think he knows that Orsorum is my boytoy on the side. :heart:

I thought I was :brokenheart:

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: AreaCode707

I'd say don't tell linuxboy, but I think he knows that Orsorum is my boytoy on the side. :heart:

Hahahahaha!!

Aves knows I have too many boytoys and girltoys for him to worry about. He can't take them all on.


: ) Amanda

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: datalink7

Originally posted by: AreaCode707

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: AreaCode707

We do? :Q I mean...

We do!

Of course we do! But none of you are allowed to tell aves. I think he'd be jealous! :Q


: ) Amanda

I'd say don't tell linuxboy, but I think he knows that Orsorum is my boytoy on the side. :heart:

I thought I was :brokenheart:

Orsorum won me over with his manly "teehee!" giggle and that he's willing to help me take my husband to Nordstrom's to play dress up.

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

How old are you? That sounds like a story a grandpa would tell. Do you have ear hair?

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: ohtwell
Hahahahahaha! She thought you were just her "boy toy on the side". All of us wives have them!


: ) Amanda

:shocked:

trust me, its true... :brokenheart:

 

[drum]

:laugh:

 

[Baked]

Wrong forum.

 

[GeekDrew]

Originally posted by: Platypus
you should use gmail; it will tag spam emails for you.

numerous other mail services do the same thing, gmail isn't the only spam filter out there

 

[zylander]

hahaha, good one, never heard that one before.

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: AreaCode707

We do? :Q I mean...

We do!

Of course we do! But none of you are allowed to tell aves. I think he'd be jealous! :Q


: ) Amanda

But I'm his bo......... I mean "Manly Friend" :Q

Cheers,
AquaMan

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Who is Redfraggles boytoy then?

 

[Jeff7]

Reel the wedding tackle back in, looks like the ol' worm won't be seeing action today.

 

[FlashG]

*ping* Am I late for the party?