Damn these hard boiled eggs!!!

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: MX2times

Originally posted by: salt9876
You obviously didnt boil them correctly.

Please teach me oh master of the boiled egg

Originally posted by: Omegachi
dude, submerge the egg in cold water after its done boiling. that should fix the problem.

I am not a dude, and I did that. They were in the fridge overnight

:roll: Women.

 

[Baked]

How the F do you do the vulcan to an egg? If you egg white sticks to the shell, then it's a bad egg.

 

[MX2]

Originally posted by: shilala
I could go for half a shocker if you're not busy later.

Good thing we are friends...I might have taken offense

 

[zoiks]

Originally posted by: MX2times

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: MX2times

Originally posted by: salt9876
You obviously didnt boil them correctly.

Please teach me oh master of the boiled egg

Originally posted by: Omegachi
dude, submerge the egg in cold water after its done boiling. that should fix the problem.

I am not a dude, and I did that. They were in the fridge overnight

Are you a chick? Pics please?

Wow...there's an original request:roll:

But you were having egg issues....I naturally thought you were a member of the fairer sex.

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: MX2times

Originally posted by: shilala
I could go for half a shocker if you're not busy later.

Good thing we are friends...I might have taken offense

You're sharp, I thought I could slide that by ya.
No offense intended.

We have a bunch of chickens and can't use fresh eggs for hard boiling.
We mark the cartons with the date they were picked and leave them in the fridge for about two weeks if we're going to need boiled eggs.
If that fails, we just get those nasty bastards from the grocery store.

 

[MX2]

Just because I am female doesnt naturally mean I get the sandwiches right all the time

 

[Baked]

Wait, when did this thread turn into sex chat?

 

[FrustratedUser]

About 15 mins ago.

 

[MX2]

Originally posted by: Baked
Wait, when did this thread turn into sex chat?

Doesnt it always turn into this

 

[zoiks]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
About 15 mins ago.

What! You don't like mushrooms?

 

[Ulfwald]

So .........................do you like your eggs fried, scrambled, over easy, or fertilized?

 

[MX2]

Originally posted by: Ulfwald
So .........................do you like your eggs fried, scrambled, over easy, or fertilized?

lol:laugh:

 

[Ulfwald]

I had to get in on the sex chat as well.

 

[MX2]

Originally posted by: Ulfwald
I had to get in on the sex chat as well.

I was wondering where you were

 

[zoiks]

At least give us some pics of you slowly peeling a hard boiled egg.

 

[Ulfwald]

I just want pics of something being slowly peeled.......... oh dang time to go take a cold shower...................

 

[MX2]

Originally posted by: Ulfwald
I just want pics of something being slowly peeled.......... oh dang time to go take a cold shower...................

You crack me up:laugh:

 

[neutralizer]

You failed at life.

 

[BooGiMaN]

waitress: how would you like your eggs?
me: fondled

 

[Ulfwald]

Originally posted by: neutralizer
You failed at life.

ummmmmm and who is that directed at?????

 

[MX2]

How about a pic of a banana being slowly peeled?

Pic

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
waitress: how would you like your eggs?
me: bunched :Q

WTF?! :Q

 

[zoiks]

Originally posted by: MX2times
How about a pic of a banana being slowly peeled?

Pic

I feel tingly all over.

 

[Ulfwald]

The other night I told my wife I would be happy if she would just talk dirty to me. she leaned over real close, wrapped her arms arond my neck, put her lips right next to my ear and whispered very softly....................................................................................................................................................



































































mud.

 

[dethman]

another woman who can't boil an egg.