Damn the damnable rain!

HappyPuppy

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One of my beloved pooches got spooked by the rain, ran downstairs, jumped in my lap and caused me to spill my Ovaltine all over the desk! :Q

I considered beating the dog but thought it would be a better idea to go outside and berate the rain. :roll:

Here I sit
all broken hearted,
came to shyt
and only pharted. :frown:

Life is a conundrum. <Google>
 

aidanjm

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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
One of my beloved pooches got spooked by the rain, ran downstairs, jumped in my lap and caused me to spill my Ovaltine all over the desk! :Q

I considered beating the dog but thought it would be a better idea to go outside and berate the rain. :roll:

Here I sit
all broken hearted,
came to shyt
and only pharted. :frown:

Life is a conundrum. <Google>

those pooches need to get smart and get themselves a new owner.
 

HappyPuppy

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Originally posted by: aidanjm
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
One of my beloved pooches got spooked by the rain, ran downstairs, jumped in my lap and caused me to spill my Ovaltine all over the desk! :Q

I considered beating the dog but thought it would be a better idea to go outside and berate the rain. :roll:

Here I sit
all broken hearted,
came to shyt
and only pharted. :frown:

Life is a conundrum. <Google>

those pooches need to get smart and get themselves a new owner.



My doggies would remove your nards before you could say, "Glory Hallelujah, praise God in the Highest and may all the sinners spoken against His word be taken on a rollercoaster ride throug Hell never to return 'til they scream in agony "I promise I won't do it agin, Daddy, I promise I won't do it agin", then they take the big slide and take to their feet and run away laughing.

Or sumpin like that.
:roll:
 

Kilgor

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Your dogs are scared of rain? And you drink Ovaltine? WTF??

And it's through hell not throug. ;)
 

MidasKnight

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I love rain. As long as there are no clouds in the sky and it is 74 degrees out with lots of Sun.
 

HappyPuppy

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Originally posted by: Kilgor
Your dogs are scared of rain? And you drink Ovaltine? WTF??

And it's through hell not throug. ;)


No, only one of my dogs is scared of the rain. That very same dog is afraid of her own shadow, the wind, trucks, airplanes and anything else that moves or makes noise. She will still bite your gonads of if you fvck with one of her people, though. ;)
 

Wanescotting

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No, only one of my dogs is scared of the rain. That very same dog is afraid of her own shadow, the wind, trucks, airplanes and anything else that moves or makes noise. She will still bite your gonads of if you fvck with one of her people, though.


One of my dogs will run if I crumble paper near her. However, she always barks at the lions when she watches animal planet.
 

apoppin

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Originally posted by: MidasKnight
I love rain. As long as there are no clouds in the sky and it is 74 degrees out with lots of Sun.

letsee, we NORMALLY get ~6 inches an entire YEAR in the SoCali Hi-desert. We got 6 inches form ONE storm 3 weeks ago and it hasn't stopped raining. Today there is FOG - like cali's central valley - which i haven't EVER seen in the desert (like this - the ground is SUPER saturated).

Even my dog - a Chow/Lab - who normally loves the Cold and Wet - is sitting depressed in our covered Patio.

Oh well, time to start a log fire and make breakfast.

BTW, driving SUCKS - i made the 100 mile trip to San Diego yesterday mostly in blinding rain - FIRST TIME i ever saw the fastest drivers (me) slowed on the Interstate (i10/i15) to less than 50 MPH. :p

And we son't expect the rain to end 'till 'Tuesday. :p
:shocked:
 

Eli

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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
One of my beloved pooches got spooked by the rain, ran downstairs, jumped in my lap and caused me to spill my Ovaltine all over the desk! :Q

I considered beating the dog but thought it would be a better idea to go outside and berate the rain. :roll:

Here I sit
all broken hearted,
came to shyt
and only pharted. :frown:

Life is a conundrum. <Google>
lmao....

:D
 

Ryan

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Ovaltine's hot, kids like it alot, rich chocolate ovaltine, it hits the spot. Creamy and delicious, something and nutricious, it tastes just like dessert.