Damn store-brand oreos...

jmcoreymv

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I went to twist the sides apart, and the filling fell out and onto my lap... I guess thats the type of quality control I pay for with my store-brand oreos.
 

Coquito

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I hope you're not talking about Hydrox. Not to be confused with Save-Mart.
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: jmcoreymv
I went to twist the sides apart, and the filling fell out and onto my lap... I guess thats the type of quality control I pay for with my store-brand oreos.
transfats FTL
 

jmcoreymv

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Originally posted by: Coquito
I hope you're not talking about Hydrox. Not to be confused with Save-Mart.

Nah these are 'Duplex' from safeway. They claim 0g transfat, which probably means like .5g.
 

Baked

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: jmcoreymv
I went to twist the sides apart, and the filling fell out and onto my lap... I guess thats the type of quality control I pay for with my store-brand oreos.
transfats FTL

Transfat, more fat for your money. It's a hot deal if I do say so myself.
 

altonb1

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Just eat the cookie already. Why do you need to twist it apart? What are you....6?

Besides...you gotta get double-stuff.
 

jmcoreymv

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Originally posted by: altonb1
Just eat the cookie already. Why do you need to twist it apart? What are you....6?

Besides...you gotta get double-stuff.

I twist them apart because it lets me fake myself out that I'm actually eating two cookies. One is just crappy with no filling.
 

Eli

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Originally posted by: jmcoreymv
Originally posted by: altonb1
Just eat the cookie already. Why do you need to twist it apart? What are you....6?

Besides...you gotta get double-stuff.

I twist them apart because it lets me fake myself out that I'm actually eating two cookies. One is just crappy with no filling.

:laugh:
 

MaxDepth

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Hydrox are made for sticking to car windshields to spell out filthy things.


I'm just saying...
 

giantpinkbunnyhead

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Originally posted by: jmcoreymv
Originally posted by: altonb1
Just eat the cookie already. Why do you need to twist it apart? What are you....6?

Besides...you gotta get double-stuff.

I twist them apart because it lets me fake myself out that I'm actually eating two cookies. One is just crappy with no filling.

If you were a skilled Oreo eater, you'd know how to apply equal twisting force to both halves of the cookie, thereby resulting in a filling split with equal amounts on each separated cookie half.
 

Phoenix86

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Originally posted by: giantpinkbunnyhead
If you were a skilled Oreo eater, you'd know how to apply equal twisting force to both halves of the cookie, thereby resulting in a filling split with equal amounts on each separated cookie half.
But if you weren't to cheap to buy Oreo's you wouldn't have to learn this skill... :p
 

jmcoreymv

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I just bought another pack of the fake oreos. I couldn't resist, they are like $1.50 for a pack twice the size of the oreos box which goes for $4.00.