Damn skunks

[Gurck]

I used to think skunks only used their spray for defense, and I have no idea where they live, although I'd suspect it wouldn't be in the middle of my yard. Now I'm beginning to wonder; this is probably the 7th or 8th time so far this spring/summer that I've had to shut my windows in the evening/nighttime because of it, I think they spray right outside my damn bedroom :| Is there anything that repels them? Or am I going to have to wait outside at night with a pellet gun? I generally like animals but this is getting a bit much.

 

[Psycho18]

Originally posted by: Gurck
Or am I going to have to wait outside at night with a pellet gun?

 

[HappyPuppy]

Maybe you should check your armpits. When is the last time you took a shower.......................using real soap?

 

[blodhi74]

this might do the trick

 

[Orsorum]

Call Pepe.

 

[PCTweaker5]

Maybe somebodies just smokin some good ass sh*t outside!

 

[futuristicmonkey]

Get one of these:skunk repellant

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: futuristicmonkey
Get one of these:skunk repellant

that would do it.

 

[myopex]

spray feces on their fur so the skunks get insomnia or smelly tongue

 

[db]

Spread that poison that kills grubs in the lawn

 

[MrAwesome]

I read your title wrong and am a little disappointed. I thought this was gonna be a discussion about dirty skanks.

 

[conjur]

Crossin' the highway late last night
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right
He didn't see the station wagon car
The skunk got squashed and there you are!

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Take a whiff on me, that ain't no rose!
Roll up yer window and hold yer nose
You don't have to look and you don't have to see
'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog
On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog
Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon
The blood and the guts they're gonna make you swoon!
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

C'mon stink!

You got it!
It's dead, it's in the middle
Dead skunk in the middle!
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high heaven!
All over the road, technicolor man!
Oh, you got pollution
It's dead, it's in the middle
And it's stinkin' to high, high Heaven!




Gotta love ol' Loudon Wainwright

 

[cressida]

better go to sleep, I thought the title said damn skanks.