Damn retail

[Mr. Lennon]

So last night I got trashed at a christmas party and didn't get home till around 4 in the morning. So today I woke up with a mad headache and said fvck it im calling in sick. I need to study for finals anyways. So I call in expecting my manager to say, "sure no problem" but then he tells me I am the only one there tonight. Ahhhh I cant wait till I am out of college and have a job not working me on weekends!