Damn kids. (Get off my mental porch)

[SunnyD]

Just a moment ago, my 20 month old had finished his breakfast and was stuck waiting at the table for someone to get him down. He screamed the ear-piercing scream that toddlers do to get attention, and I rhetorically asked the question, "Why are you screaming at me?"

A moment later, he scowls at me and say, "Because."

Great. Another one with an attitude to add to the fold. At least his vocabulary is growing by leaps and bounds daily... I guess that's a good thing. :\

 

[mizzou]

call nanny 911!!

Your toddler sounds like his communication is doing really well for that age, which is a plus. He's already mastered sarcasm!

 

[IronWing]

You can always trade the kid for a gun or something.

 

[SunnyD]

call nanny 911!!

Your toddler sounds like his communication is doing really well for that age, which is a plus. He's already mastered sarcasm!

Yeah, I've had him reading ATOT over to catch the posts my sarcasm meter misses.

 

[mizzou]

This is exactly why I'm not having children.


I get to retire early, do whatever the F I want, and I don't have to deal with someones temporary or permanent insanity

 

[olds]

Just a moment ago, my 20 month old had finished his breakfast and was stuck waiting at the table for someone to get him down. He screamed the ear-piercing scream that toddlers do to get attention, and I rhetorically asked the question, "Why are you screaming at me?"

A moment later, he scowls at me and say, "Because."

Great. Another one with an attitude to add to the fold. At least his vocabulary is growing by leaps and bounds daily... I guess that's a good thing. :\

You should have back handed him across the face and told him to not get salty with you. And since he would have went ass over tea kettle straight to the floor, no need to help him out of his chair. He could have crawled out.

 

[Agentbolt]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/new_study_reveals_most_children

Congrats, the first 2 years or so when they're actually cute is over. Now at least 16 more of trying to keep yourself from strangling the little guy. Seriously, I salute people who have kids, but it's just never gonna be for me.

 

[Red Squirrel]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/new_study_reveals_most_children

Congrats, the first 2 years or so when they're actually cute is over. Now at least 16 more of trying to keep yourself from strangling the little guy. Seriously, I salute people who have kids, but it's just never gonna be for me.

LOL that was funny, the video just made me crack up. 😀

But the article, why is it on the Onion which is made for fake news? The story is true! LOL

 

[xanis]

You should have back handed him across the face and told him to not get salty with you. And since he would have went ass over tea kettle straight to the floor, no need to help him out of his chair. He could have crawled out.

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[TheLonelyPhoenix]

You should have back handed him across the face and told him to not get salty with you. And since he would have went ass over tea kettle straight to the floor, no need to help him out of his chair. He could have crawled out.

This just made my week.

 

[allthatisman]

You should have back handed him across the face and told him to not get salty with you. And since he would have went ass over tea kettle straight to the floor, no need to help him out of his chair. He could have crawled out.

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[F1N3ST]

You should have back handed him across the face and told him to not get salty with you. And since he would have went ass over tea kettle straight to the floor, no need to help him out of his chair. He could have crawled out.

:awe:

 

[Gillbot]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA, shoulda wrapped it before you tapped it.

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[alkemyst]

he learned it 'because': I have a headache honey