Damn fiancee is taking forever to make dinner.

[notfred]

bwahahahaha, that's my male cheuvenist (yeah, I can't spell that word) pig statement for the night.

(for the sarcasm challenged: before flaming me, realize that this was posted in humor)

 

[nater]

what's she cooking

 

[BD231]

Be glad she did not slap you then tell you to make your own dinner .

 

[rudeguy]

know what to do when your dishwasher stops workin????

slap the b*tch:disgust:

 

[Antoneo]

Pinch her buttcheek and wink.

 

[GoingUp]

make sure she washes the dishes and your clothes when she is done!

 

[Soybomb]

You should stare at her butt, you'll feel better.

 

[Jimbo]

Originally posted by: notfred
bwahahahaha, that's my male cheuvenist (yeah, I can't spell that word) pig statement for the night.

(for the sarcasm challenged: before flaming me, realize that this was posted in humor)

Smack her around!
Don't let her get away with THAT!

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Soybomb
You should stare at her butt, you'll feel better.

lol That always worked for me...

 

[Skel]

I'll make sure I feel bad for you as I wait for the pizza man to show up...

 

[Gonad the Barbarian]

Ya'll better be careful or the feminist mod is going to be giving a lot of 2 week vacations.

 

[nealr]

you ain't married yet. Time to put the scare in her. Let her know you have options. ... even though the option is her or a life of lonliness, she doesn't need to know that.

 

[coolVariable]

Start talking about this secretary at work who sometimes makes lunch for you and the guys.
And she cooks really well. And she is soooo good looking .... you find it really strange that she doesn't have anybody right now.






.... and then slap out your best thing.

 

[DannyLove]

dannystfu~!

 

[dquan97]

What do you do when your wife comes out of the kitchen to nag at you?






shorten her leash